Law abiding citizen

I've never committed a crime I pinky swear it/he transmasc and ace spectrum get rekt

[that-ghosts-art]

Queue Marinette trying to help “both” of them to figure out their gender :3c

Next part ^-^

[moniquill]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where do you live right now?/Where’s your current primary residence?

English or French speaking North America

Latin America and/or south and Central America

Western, northern, or Central Europe

Eastern Europe and/or west Asia

East Asia or Southeast Asia

Central or South Asia

Northern Africa

Subsaharan Africa

Australia, New Zealand/ similar region

Pacific islands/Polynesia/Micronesia

Carribean/ any other island region I forgot (sorry)

Other/I move constantly/you forgot my region/bald nuance option/antarctica

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Plz reblog this one actually I wanna get as big of a sampling of tumblr as possible. Reblog at any and all times of the day so we can reach different time zones.

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[clowngirlhonkers]

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[emotional-support-puppy]

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[iceslushii]

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[definitelynotacannibal]

2025 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[all-seeing-tomato]

Me: Oh cool! I think it's one of those funny posts from 2016!

*checks the post date*

WHAT

[consumerofshorthomies]

Tomato, it's from yesterday and started this november

[all-seeing-tomato]

THAT'S WHY I SAID WHAT

[seven-oh-four]

but the post is from this month, not 2016. so why did you say that

[all-seeing-tomato]

because it was not, in fact, from 2016. It just had the vibes, and I found that shocking.

[seven-oh-four]

but you said it was from 2016

[retrofps]

does anyone in this thread wanna see my hedgehog

[seven-oh-four]

omg yes show

[retrofps]

ok heres the

[metfell]

replace one word in your username with boop tell me in the tags what it is

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[transboysgetknives]

oh this is gonna be fucking awesome *accidentally stabs myself to death in the first 5 minutes*

[frogofalltime]

[parakeet]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

[whatcha-thinkin]

Assuming you had access to perfect medical care at no additional cost, which of these would you want most?

fix my eyes

fix my heart

fix my lungs

fix my blood

fix my hormones

fix my limb(s)

fix a different organ, tags

fix my brain chemicals

get this unwanted growth off / out of me

there's no fixing me, It Is What It Is

nothing about me needs to be fixed

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2024

Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!

[william-snekspeare]

Oatmeal the ferret

[william-snekspeare]

Oatmeal the ferret

[chronically-a-bacteriophage]

How did you get here?

Pinterest lurker

Reddit refugee

Twitter refugee

TikTok migrator

I was here from the beginning you fools

Other

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

pls reblog for larger sample size etc!! im very curious

[sandsvendor100]

Keep That Gay Little Thing Away From Me

[fondesmode]

this is VERY important: What's your favourite fruit?

Apple

Pear

Orange

Banana

Blueberry

Strawberry

Mango

Watermelon

Other (tags cause I can't put everything fhdjsk)

Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

reblolgos for bigger sample size :))

[melynnwaters]

you'll never fucking guess.

[comicalbanana]

you'll never fucking guess.

[blackpearlblast]

you can give seven days of internet connection to someone in gaza for just 6 USD

gazaesims.com is a website dedicated to helping people donate esims for people in gaza. there are multiple options for where to purchase an esim to donate, for the price i listed you want to use nomad esims. then use the promotional discount code from this article (BACKPACKNOMAD) to get $3 off your purchase (note: this only applies to the first purchase you make on nomad) this discount obviously also works on the more expensive options too if you are able to spring for those! also it took over an hour for the email with my information to come through so don't panic if it doesn't show up right away.

[metadata-uber-alles]

I checked another eSIM provider, Airalo, and their MENA (Middle East and North Africa) regional eSIMs are on sale for 70% off. So a 30-day eSIM, normally $39 USD, is now less than $12.

(Current as of 28 November 2023; I can't tell how long the sale will continue).

[strawbearyhoney]

as of right now ( december first 2023 ) this sale is still ongoing !!

and there are even cheaper options if you cant afford a 30 day package !!

signing up on browser was kinda finicky , but once i went through the app instead it was all good , so dont be discouraged if your activation code isnt working when you go through browser

^^^ if that happens 2 u just use the app

its even cheaper if you use a referral code , youll get 3 dollars off , use mine ( KARINA9661 ) if you want and i can use it to buy more . with the referral code the 7 day plan will cost $1.50 for the first time you purchase it

from the river to the sea palestine will be free

🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉

[blackpearlblast]

Instagram user @/ramaduwaji draws a comic telling her story of being trapped under the rubble for 12 hours after being bombed by Israel

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by The Washington Post (@washingtonpost)

[silicacid]

ramaduwaji is the artist. this story is about Reem Ahmed, 25 year old Palestinian architect and artist living in Gaza, trapped for 12 hours under the rubble after her home was bombed by Israel.

I was pulled from the rubble in Gaza. My family died there

My legs were pinned down, blood was running down my face, and there was barely enough oxygen to breathe.

[megabuild]

If you view MCYT (Minecraft YouTube)* negatively, why?

I think it is lame or "cringe" to be into

I think it's a medium that only interests children

I think (all/the majority of) the creators involved in it are problematic

I believe the fans are only interested in said creators, not the actual content

More than one of the above

Other (please feel free to add on!)

I am a fan of MCYT and would consider myself part of the community

I don't view MCYT negatively but would not consider myself part of the community

Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

*Taking this to encompass all forms of MCYT, from modern streamed SMPs such as Dream SMP and QSMP, to popular YouTube series like Hermitcraft, to old-school series like Yogscast, Aphmau, and Stampy, and single-player series such as Mumbo Jumbo's redstone videos. For the purposes of this poll, any uploaded video format that is primarily focused on content set within the game Minecraft counts as MCYT.

When I say negatively, you can take this in any way, but I am specifically thinking of people who will look down in or be wary of people who say they are into MCYT, or have "MCYT fans DNI" or similar listed on their profile. If you are not interested in MCYT but have no negative connotations with the medium you are free to not answer.

Since I am a MCYT blog the results may appear skewed at first- I don't want to be the "reblog for bigger sample size" guy but if you have reach outwith MCYT spheres please consider it!