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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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elle2xalxe-deactivated20200327

I cast it on all you beatiful people

My math tutor is so hot, like wow, is this how I'm gonna come out?

dans-queer-ass

my childhood in a post tbh

catchymemes

Wrong Number Gone Right

honeyglazedgoblin

and on today’s episode of People Do Not Like To Be Wrong

killowave

captain-raptor

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

effington

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

kaileighmarie

this is beautiful

tyleroakley

chaotic good

catchymemes

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

audrey-hepbae

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.

probablynot404

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

itsaubreylmfao

filmeditors-deactivated20230605

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

lbyrinth-deactivated20210324

FUCK

badkidgorgug

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

meeedeee

stripeycrayons

I have been deeply in love with the seemingly nonsensical answer for such a long time, this is unbelievable and wonderful and I adore it so much- what a paradigm shift!!