[probablywerewolfrpgideas-deacti]

Tear apart a nazi.

[brightb-vt]

Don’t love a nazi

[perfectlyokayrpgideas]

Punch a nazi in the face.

[probablyygorpgideas]

Send a nazi to the shadow realm

[probablyuncomfortablerpgideas]

Make nazis feel uncomfortable and unwelcomed

[tireddungeonmaster]

Fight a nazi

[uselesslyroxy]

Ride a nazi corpse down a blood waterfall

[euclid-class-dm]

Reveal the maddening truths of the universe to a Nazi

[definitelygentryrpgideas]

Steal a Nazi away.

[entropyrpgs]

Join a protest against nazis

[probablyspacerpgideas]

Launch a Nazi into the core of the earth. As far from space as possible. They don’t deserve to even see the stars.

[probablydogrpgideas]

Bite a Nazi.

They are NOT good boys.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

DON'T fuck a Nazi.

Have some standards, just don't do it.

[probablybard]

@probablyfadrpgideas I did edit it but it doesn’t change reblogs from before it was edited…. I tried to stop it, but I was too late……… it had already spread……….. i was too late….

[larus21-blog]

Don’t worry - @probablygoodrpgideas put “cultits” instead of cultists in his most popular post.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Cultits sounds like something straight from @definitelybadrpgideas

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Or @definitelynsfwrpgideas

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Cultits is when you have a large breasted female sacrifice for your horror rituals.

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

Try having a dragon for a mount

[probablycriticalrolerpgideas]

turn into a dragon and give your friends a ride around on your back

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Try mounting a dragon.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[yugirimistwalker]

he’s on his way to the temple of meridia

[trilllizard666]

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[gregorette1982]

Reblogging because @probablybadrpgideas or @definitelybadrpgideas can figure out some way to use this.

[definitelybadrpgideas-blog]

You have to fuck it

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

That's my line!

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

RPG Idea

Have a different RPG Idea blog DM each of your sessions.

[brewerssupplies]

I will bring an over abundance of Pepsi to the session. Or if it’s over the internet I will spam the party with images of Pepsi!

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

There will either be a lot of loot or a TPK.

[probablycriticalrolerpgideas]

you’ll have to wait until the tal’dorei campaign guide is released ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[probablywriterrpgideas]

You’ll have to wait til I can sort all my universes and plot hooks into a playable narrative that doesn’t need railroading

[mooretimetoplay]

There’ll either be a lot of loot or a…wait, hold on…

[numeneragoth]

OK LET’s FRICKIN BATTLE THE MEMES

[probablygoodrpgideas]

With me, you will have a great session (hopefully)

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

*lots of eyebrow waggling*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

ehehehe

[probablybadrpgideas]

A game where you’re not allowed to say what your action is, you have to subtly imply what you’re doing and hope the GM gets the right idea.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

"I'm going to...you know...*winkwinkeyebrowwaggle* to the elf in his...you know...*even more winking and eyebrow waggling and maybe some suggestive hand motions*"

[yourplayersaidwhat]

You’re gonna have to roll some checks to have sex with the astral plane

-our dm, before weve even started the game (via yourplayersaidwhat)

A very good beginning to a game.

[probablymimicrpgideas]

Don't fuck the mimic-

sounds like this anon got fucked up by a mimic

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Send mimics to seduce your enemies then have them devour them alive. It’s either vore or murder, but either way it gets the hero out of your way.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

OP is totally wrong.

Definitely fuck the mimic.

AND your enemies.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Never underestimate the creativity (or perversion) of your players

DM gave my character a ring that allowed me to change a letter or drop a letter of a spell I could cast. The spell will reflect its new name. So a spell like Fireball would become Firball (sharp pine needles explode in a radius), Blur became Slur (if cast on a magic user, they can’t use spells with verbal components), Slow becomes Plow (till a field in a minute), etc.

I’m looking down my list of spells after I get the ring to see what mayhem I can cause & I don’t make it past the cantrips before I start laughing so hard I start to cry. I look up at the DM with a huge grin on my face.

“From now on I will only be casting Vicious Cockery at my enemies. It still does 1d4 psychic damage, but instead of insulting them, a disembodied dick smacks them in the face.”

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

I don't even need to add anything to this, it speaks for itself.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Roll for STD and roll for pregnancy (if its male/female). DM should do the pregnancy roll if they play the female.

This is where that Condom of Many Seeds would come in super useful.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

You know semen isn't inherently UV reflective right? You need to spray it with luminol first.

Hmm.

That’s what I get for writing things in the middle of the night without researching.

I guess the DM can keep a bottle of luminol on hand for during sessions?

[probablychadrpgideas]

write your character sheet in UV reactive ink so when you roll up in da club you can roll up in da club

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Make your character sheet invisible until it is soaked in the blood of an innocent child

[probablysystemrpgideas]

Set you character sheet’s visibility to “false”.

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Your character sheet is only visible after your character dies.

[brewerssupplies]

Your character sheet is only visible after dipping it into Pepsi.

[probablybard]

Write your character sheet in pencil like a normal person, whats wrong with you guys?

[lichofozlore]

Write your character sheet with a finger Bone dipped in ink

[probablybard]

Hm, you see, that’s the opposite of what i just said.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Write your character sheet with semen so it only shows up under UV light.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Roll a con cheek to figure out how long you can last in bed. then roll a performance cheek to see how good you were. (it gets really funny when some monsters has +10 in performance and you as gm roll a 19)

This idea has my approval.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Which magic item is better? The dildo wand of buggery or the condom of many seeds?

Really it depends on what you are doing.

In many cases, for safest ‘adventuring’, use both. 

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Every time you fail a roll, remove an article of clothing. IC or OOC or both.

[lotusforkknot]

What is IC and OOC?

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

IC: In character - so within the story of the tabletop game.

OOC: Out of Character - you in real life.

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Every time you fail a roll, remove an article of clothing. IC or OOC or both.