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: Alex (he/they). 31. Washington. Fandom blogger. Animal lover. Writer of words. Poster of funny things. Interesting person.

[andreweatspussy111]

I’m just built different (worse)

[theundergroundwoman]

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

[may12324]

🔷️Dimension 20: Burrow's End🔷️

Some weird stoats and also humans?

[cute-animals-only]

mochi birb

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)

[psalidodont]

A small window of time

[ad-wills]

[lightinlimbo]

[Image ID: An image of two hands holding balls of white light opposite to each other over a dark background. The one on the left has text on top of it saying "the deep desire to be creative" and the other hand has the text "the inherent need to recover my energy from surviving reality" on top of it /.End ID]

[shiinsei]

Du Gay 👉

[more-comfortable-in-hell]

[penismage]

[morphdoll]

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

[flowergirlmiwa]

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

[roach-works]

i shouldn't be spending 45$ at mcdonalds to feed three adults. that's insane. six years ago that was a good dinner at a sit down restaurant and now im forking it over for cheap hamburgers? fuck off

[callizinc]

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

[image id copied from alt text: A gif of some text that reads "I have been infected with the sleepy tired disease". The text is in a red, low quality font which is on fire. end id]

[thehappysmiler]

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

[weaver-z]

Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

[weaver-z]

If you meet a mechanic from Louisiana named Skeeter McGee with a dog named Slayer, you can trust that dog with your life. If you meet a lifestyle influencer from Seattle with a dog named Princess Pibble, you can guarantee that it's one loud noise away from turning the nearest child into a material the consistency of tubby custard

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

god you are all so stupid

normally I’m all for playing nice but if you’re still thinking like this you need some tough fucking love and a reality check about what it means to have an alive human body in the real world

anyway this has convinced me that I need to get EMT certification or take a TCCC course just to try to compensate for the naivety and willful incompetence in my notes

[zinjanthropusboisei]

💀💀💀💀

"Idk what you're doing in your home that would cause life-threatening blood loss" is such a baby brained view of how cause and effect work when you exist in a body in the real world

[orgyporgy]

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.

[drchucktingle]

oops

[once-upon-a-time-and-space]

Good Omens

Behind the scenes of 2x02

[tenthrees]

We just need Nina to do the love thing with Maggie. I have a plan.