[A Menace to Society]

Crazy anime fan

[deku-kachan]

*Skz kitchen*

Lee know: First, you get a pack of plastic bags.

I.N, taking down notes carefully: okay. What else, Hyung?

Lee Know: Well second, you obviously make sure the bag is not torn for protection of cou-

Bangchan, bursts into the kitchen and covers I.N's ears: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM?

Lee know, removing tonight's dinner from the oven: How to cook chicken?

[binmyd]

i don't know if anyone will read or care about this analysis, but what the fuck, ramblers gotta ramble. in the wake of the 2nd place piece in the art contest, Horikoshi hesitant to uphold it as a canon interpretation of bkdk's childhood, and all of Noguchi-san's art...

bkdk weren't good friends in their childhood.

and that's kind of the whole point. that's why Katsuki not taking Izuku’s hand in the creek is his biggest regret - had he realized up front that Izuku wasn’t condescending him by offering help, had he the humility to accept that Izuku was naturally the more empathetic hero between the two of them, then the two WOULD’VE BEEN good friends.

yes, even while Katsuki remained a little shit as a child, bkdk could've been very good childhood friends. I'm a firm believer that despite all the envy and miscommunication, that Katsuki has always cared about Izuku - even if for nothing more than his dependence on Izuku’s admiration - and that he's always lowkey admired Izuku’s drive, that he's always thrived off of the way Izuku challenges him

if Katsuki didn’t already care so much about Izuku, he wouldn't have taken Izuku’s presumed condescension or dishonesty about being quirkless so personally. for all we know, Katsuki might've wanted to keep Izuku as a friend, and saw the creek incident as a betrayal

but Katsuki’s rejection of Izuku that day set the tone from then onwards, and now Katsuki’s been scrambling to not only atone, but make up for lost time. and to that end, it makes sense that he'd panic so hard over losing Izuku - he'd be left to grieve over what could've been if he wasn't such an arrogant prick

the second Izuku gives him the greenlight that he too wants to be friends, not just rivals, Katsuki’s gonna go all in, I'm sure of it

that's a huge reason why bkdk is so fucking fascinating - Katsuki’s desperation to build what he and Izuku SHOULD'VE been all along

[deku-kachan]

This really gets me thinking! I mean in the anime, when they show us Childhood bkdk moments, nice moments, they're only the ones where they're both admiring the All Might cards and Izuku admiring Katsuki from behind just like all of the other nameless children. SO YOU MIGHT HAVE A POINT? MAYBE Izuku was like all the other nameless kids of before for Katsuki (Before the pebble on the road, Dekus, and all of that. Like WAY before), but then it all escalated TOWARDS THE WORSE later on. SO MAYBE They weren't close childhood friends. (For Izuku, yes probably, but for Katsuki Izuku was just like the other lackeys?) BUT AFTER IZUKU BECOMES DEKU AND THAT ONE CREEK ACCIDENT, The thing that had so much potential to be great, gets torn apart before it even has the chance to become BECAUSE KATSUKI REFUSED THAT HAND! And now, just like you mentioned, He regrets it and wants to turn back in time so bad JUST SO HE COULD TAKE THE GODDAMNED HAND DAMMIT! That is why Izuku is a kid in that panel but Katsuki isn't. Izuku had WANTED them to be friends since BACK THEN! But Katsuki only NOW realizes that he WANTS TO BE IZUKU’S FRIEND, ALWAYS HAVE!

Bkdk is truly fascinating.

[deku-kachan]

*Gojo sending the trio on a dangerous mission upon their request*

Nanami, patient as ever: Gojo, they're kids. You can't do this.

Gojo reckless as ever: They can take care of themselves, Nanamin. Besides, They want to do it!

Nanami pinching the bridge of his nose: Bcz they're kids. They don't know any better. You do.

Gojo trying to lick his elbow: What?

Nanami searching for a drink: Nevermind. Nevermind.

[deku-kachan]

Draco Malfoy writes poetry after the war pt.3? LETS GO!

A Child's Pride

You were just a kid.

But even then,

Watching your back was all I did.

You defied all of my laws.

Your mere presence,

Shone light on my flaws.

Suddenly, my senses were humbled.

And my fragile ego,

Was offended but muffled.

A friendship was all I sought.

I was a kid too,

I had petty thoughts.

It would be so good.

For once, go right,

Yet, with hunched shoulders you stood.

I offered frienship till- forever.

But your lips and eyes-

They said: "never."

My pride wounded and my honor scratched

It was a bloody miracle,

I had remembered to sneer and attack.

-D.B.M

[deku-kachan]

*In the gryffindor common room*

Fred, with a far away expression: Would it hurt?

George, with a mouthful of candy: What?

Fred with wide eyes: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

George, rolling his eyes: Obviously!

Fred, still going on: But where would you feel the pain?!

George as realization slowly hits: In my leg-Oooooh.

Fred, rethinking everything with that one brain cell he shares with his twin: Exactly!

Hermoine, shutting her book loudly and ready to go into ANOTHER bloody lecture: NO YOU IDIOTS!

[deku-kachan]

Draco Malfoy writes Poetry after the war ft pt 2? Lets do it-

Guilty Or Not?

"Do it, Draco", he smiled,

With his hair light and bright.

So pretty, what a sight!

Brilliantly shone, my Father, even at night.

"Do it, Draco", he cried,

With his hair greasy, old, and white.

Pointing at me, a wand clutched tight.

"Do it for your Mother and I"

With his teeth clenched around the lies.

And desperate enough, it showed in his eyes.

Desperate enough, it's heard in his silent whines.

Oh how stupid was I.

How blind was I.

He laid my life on the line.

Because he had no spine.

Couldn't choose between wrong and right,

Couldn't protect his son and wife,

So he paid the price.

D.B.M

[alena-draws]

Wounded

[deku-kachan]

This oddly reminds me of that one Maka and Soul scene.

And I love both ships so much!

[deku-kachan]

*from that one drarry fic iykyk*

Pansy: Draco dear, what are you wearing?!

Draco in their shared hoodie: That, dear Pansy, is a pocket jumper.

Blaise: A what what?!

Draco: A pocket jumper. It's muggle.

Pansy and Blaise: Oooh.

Blaise: It looks comfortable and warm.

Draco, utterly smug: Why yes. It is comfortable and warm.

*Later in the slytherin common room*

Draco, summoning quill and parchment, grinning:

Pansy with her hands in Draco's pockets: My hands shall remain in this pocket forever.

Blaise with his hands in from the other side: Me too.

[katsuizu-stuff]

bkdk fans if there was one thing you have read in a bkdk fanfic you wish would happen, which by default end up being canon, what would it be and why?

[deku-kachan]

I'd want bkdk domestic moments they get when they're sharing a flat. Like Kacchan cooking their meals for them and Izuku making their morning coffee cause that's the only thing he could be trusted to do in the kitchen. Like sharing one planner on the fridge that tells them their meetings, chores, vacations, etc. Like stumbling late night into their apartment both injured and exhausted but grinning so wide after a good job done. THAT KIND OF DOMESTIC FLUFF DAMMIT

[deku-kachan]

*Post- Hogwarts War/Eighth Year*

Harry subtle as a troll Potter: Malfoy's late.

Hermoine absolutely done with this idiot Granger: Oh for Merlin's sake!

Harry, raising his hands defensively: What?! I'm just saying!

Hermoine, packing her things: I can not do this ANOTHER year!

Ron clueless as heck Weasley: You're skipping class? Bloody hell!

Hermoine, already at the door: Until Harry snogs the shit out of Malfoy, this is how it will be.

Ron, choking on air: WHAT?!

Harry, blushing like an idiot: WHAT?!

[deku-kachan]

Can I just say that Anya is as smooth as chunky peanut butter?

I still very much love her lmao.

[deku-kachan]

Draco Malfoy writes Poetry after the war? Lets do it-

Do Not Blame Me.

Do not blame me.

For leaving thorns without the rose.

And deciding on not friend, but foe.

Do not blame me.

For presenting twisted facts.

And forgoing kind acts.

Do not blame me.

For raising sneers and jeers,

And belittled fears.

Blame your own self.

I, once, graciously offered a truce.

The means, perhaps, misunderstood.

But you shall face the cursed truth.

A well-shaken hand, was all it took.

-D.B.M

[natsumeisu]

he cleaned the sink. PERFECT MAN

[ang3lf4ce]

I’m so in love w him

[deku-kachan]

I'm in love with him too ✌

[jaded-ghoster]

I expect to see a thousand new bakudeku fics based on this panel alone by tomorrow

[deku-kachan]

No bcz same.

[deku-kachan]

*Soft Class 1a things*

-Shoto always, always, uses his fire side, no matter how uncomfortable it makes him, whenever someone from class1a is cold.

-Tsuyu was bullied for the Ribbits she subconsciously adds after her sentences so Kirishima makes it a point to do the same whenever they speak to make her more confident in them.

-Uraraka and Aoyama get queasy after using their quirks a lot, so Momo learnt how to make some stomach medicine for them to take after an exhausting training session.

-Iida gets stressed out easily when Bakusquad are up to their shenanigans, again. Of course, they mean no harm. But, Katsuki notices and makes sure to scream extra hard at the idiots to settle down, until they do, for class rep's sake.

-Denki hands out free chocolate for all of the girls when one of them is on her period. It became a secret between them and till now no one in class 1a knows why Denki always carries ridiculous amounts of chocolate on him.

[deku-kachan]

Mina and Denki: CMON GUYS, PLACE YOUR BETS! Bakugo vs Midoriya, Round 2!

Sero, counting his wins: I knew Bakugo would win the first round.

Uraraka: Aw, I really had my hopes on Deku-kun.

Kirishima: For the next round, I BET MIDOBRO WILL WIN!

Bakugo, absolutely wrecked: Ha- take- that... nerd-

Midoriya, similarly beaten: Shut- up- Kacchan....

Aizawa: WHAT. Is. Going. On. Here?!

Class 1a: Oh shit!

*Several moments later*

Aizawa, counting his wins with Bakugo and Mido passed out: No one knows those problem children better than me.

Class 1a: NO FAIR SENSEI!

[deku-kachan]

*LoV kidnaps Kacchan*

Izuku, deadly calm: Tell me that wasn't Kacchan they took.

Shoji, ready to run with all his eyes: Uh-

Tokoyami, wishing he'd return to an egg: Dark spirits, have mercy.

Shoto sweating buckets of ice: They took Bakugo.

Izuku, giggling madly: Hehe- HEHEHEHE-

Uraraka, about to float into space: Deku-kun...?

Also Izuku, instant kill mode activated: I'll show them.

Uraraka, CONCERNED: DEKU-KUN?!!!!!!!