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beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

thiscoldheart

straw hats + tumblr asks (insp.)

nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos

The way I snort-laughed at the last one was just unceremonious.

amerlcanteenager

zackisontumblr

gay rights!

1995lahaine

it is literally historical revisionism to pretend stevebucky wasn't crucial

radiofreederry

Oh fuck off

radiofreederry

Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

heroineimages

Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

the-haiku-bot

“There was a boy named

Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he

almost deserved it.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

chromaticabrasions

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

chromaticabrasions

addict. what the fuck

valtsv

doing social media training at my job like i don't run a blog that would make me unemployable

valtsv

"thank you for maintaining a professional and responsible online presence"

me, drafting a post about how i want to be harpooned and gutted like a fish sexual style: sure thuing boss 👍

carfuckerlynch

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

greelin

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

egberts

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

imthedogwithablog

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

sweetpeachhtea

The feminine urge to befriend a raven

ettiqu-rtz

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.