an absolute fool

meme enthusiast & large coward with terrible humor :)

[hcneysuck1e]

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

[murolo-moved]

griffin mcelroy’s immense talent (still streaming at the time of posting)

[teathattast]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

[heynotcoolman]

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[combine-the-kitchens]

I’m sobbing I love this Tik Tok more than I love myself

[luisonte]

[ceevee5]

For the love of God, sound on.

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[wearejustvisiting]

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

[kabaks]

[octopustronaut]

There’s an update 😊

[catchymemes]

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[cherrygrenade]

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

[themusicellecat]

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

[i-am-a-fish]

another day another knee

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

[catchymemes]

[doodlingleluke]

I’m absolutely losing it I was wondering why rodney wasn’t there and then I looked at the bottom right 

[pissvortex]

[incoastalstates]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea