[klimtsonian-unofficial]

girl with deep/low-pitched/rough-sounding voice: speaks

me: 💞❤️💓💖💞💗❤️💛💘💓 h oly ❤️💝💞💘💗💖💛💓💗 shit 💝💘💗💓💕💛💞💖❤️

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

and before any terfs come to hijack this post i ABSOLUTELY mean trans girls too OF COURSE 💞💖💕💗💝❤️💘💓💗💛

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you’re  a joyless communist

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[gendercents]

[A digital drawing of a teal shark on a tan background, standing next to the words: “some people are highly uncomfortable with the current events that are happening and come to tumblr for an escape from what is happening in real life but that does not mean that they do not care about current events so please do not harass someone if they do not participate in spreading info”]

[scims-stuff]

i personally want to spread info on my blog but i don’t want any of yous to feel pressured into reblogging it

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK

[smitethestate]

Jesus fucking Christ Daily Mail, a little subtlety maybe? At least?

[chibird]

Maybe some of you are in a place where you need to hear these things. Trust me, it does turn out okay. 💛

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[narwhalsarefalling]

rb this one instead of the one amazon stole without credit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jehovahhthickness]

They’re huge??????????

[conjuringtheroot]

That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!

[witches-ofcolor]

i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!

[black-mountain-radio]

That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!

Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat. 

[blackpyrefly]

dynamaxed

[localtiktoks]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[shiftythrifting]

[papillon-en-fleur-deactivated20]

I NEED THIS SHIRT. WHERE IS IT FROM?!?!?!??!

[the-memedaddy]

here...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drownedinlight]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that hotline is forvo.com. It’s a pronunciation dictionary that allows you type in a word and see how it’s pronounced. They have multiple languages as well. Don’t see a word on there that you know how to pronounce? You can totally add it. Visit forvo. Help yourself.

[defectivegembrain]

that is much better than a hotline because you don’t have to actually talk to someone

[samgiddings]

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

[the100epic]

912 (and surprised it’s not lower)

[engineerleopoldfitz]

129. *siiiiiiiigh* mine is super-common here in the US

[mark-dark-andmore]

19,296. I am that bitch.

[bender-of-life]

20

[northern-borealis]

350,461

[meh-0-1]

169

[nudygoon]

About to eat my first weed brownie

[nudygoon]

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

[nudygoon]

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

[nudygoon]

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

[aphex-twigs]

why did u eat 4?????

[nudygoon]

i was hungry 

[yallstillhere]

Yeah

[draconic-cuddles]

[funkyrants]

Well shit, lifehack right there!

[echo1331]

And you don’t even eat one brownie. You eat part of one and see how you feel.

[nerdgul]

And if your making them at home like this make a second tray of brownies weed free (lable it) because weed makes you hungry and brownies taste good and thats just setting urself up for failure.

[americaninfographic]

Cat Behavior

[cleoolsson]

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs