Tides.

Chris,29,he him/they them 🌿🍃🌱

[sarahseeandersen]

[shalottoflady]

“If you do not schedule system maintenance, your system will schedule it for you.”

[botanyshitposts]

it’s crazy to me that every seed in existence is a little chemical computer taking readings of temperature and moisture and minerals and all that to see if it’s able to grow yet and they’re doing crazy stuff like going into full dormancy and waiting for species-specific conditions etc etc and some seeds will do this in the size of a dust particle (see: orobanche) and some will pack in extra starch and food and do it in the size of a coconut or something… just dissected this flower seed at work that was a woody two-compartment capsule with one embryo per compartment, the whole seed a little smaller than a dime, and I swear to god it had a full soybean’s worth of embryo and food packed in there. it’s just unfathomable to me

[mouse-r4t]

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[hijirikaww]

Image not mine!

[5x04loss]

stonewall uprising, 2010

[teabree-shark]

Sarcasm is dead

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

this is revolutionary meme technology right here

[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[miiilowo]

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

[beeblebroxxx]

When I was in elementary school they replaced the playground substrate from sand to bark, but to do that they literally just dumped all of the bark on top of the sand.

For some reason all of us children were livid about this and demanded the sand be brought back, so the kids all sat shoulder to shoulder on their butts and used their legs to kick all of the bark back, progressing through the playground with startling efficiency. There was even a "WHAT DO WE WANT? SAND!" chant going STRONG

3rd grade teacher runs out, near tears, begging us to stop, and this is where she FUCKS UP because she says

"I don't care if you dig a hole to China just stop DOING THAT"

well we stopped doing that, and immediately began construction on The Hole

Within 3 days The Hole was about a foot and a half wide, but The Hole was DEEP. a 5th grader would hop down and disappear entirely. A mob bucket was confiscated from the janitor to deal with the the rising water problem as the hole got deeper. The sheer display of cooperation and dedication we had to The Hole bordered on reverence.

It was the highlight of the day to go to recess and resume construction of The Hole

Eventually I'm pretty sure a second grader fell in and twisted their ankle and then they put a piece of plywood over the top of the hole and covered it with sand and bark. We all forgot about it immediately and I don't remember anyone ever bringing it up again

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST PUT PLYWOOD OVER IT

IN TWO YEARS' TIME ANOTHER SECOND GRADER IS GONNA FALL IN

THIS TIME WITH SHARP WOOD

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

[cute-pluto]

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

[cute-pluto]

things that sure are.

[cute-pluto]

things that are.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is peak design

[taiga-fujimura-official]

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

[gunsandfireandshit]

[spacevixenmusic]

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

[catilinas]

help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century

[catilinas]

we went past a pub and he was like ‘when this was a coffee shop (in the seventeenth century) isaac newton dissected a dolphin in the back room one time’ like ok. we are about to miss the train

[arctic-hands]

Your dad was present for all of these things

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[technofeudalism]

no fucking way

the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer

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