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Ike Broflovski: ur here
Butters Stotch: @solarissolace
Nichole Daniels: @flospotentia
The intervention for Wendy Testaburger will take place on Wednesday at 7 pm. Together we can try and elevate Wendy’s standards again.
You are 17 getting bothered by this.
Ghosts, Science, and Condemned Buildings. | Ike & Firkle 7.5.22
It was pathetically easy to sneak out. All he had to do was do the exact opposite of what Kyle did most of the time. His ploy had started early in the day, a headache. He made little comments, tongued the pills his mother insisted he take, and was eventually sent to bed very early, sleep was the best cure for a headache after all. He was confident he wouldn't be disturbed, but as extra insurance, Ike made a pillow and blanket dummy, and put the black curly wig on the mannequin head.
With the dummy taken care of, he opened his window smoothly, and without fear, jumped from the sill to the branch and climbed down. It really wasn't difficult, after all, he had done it so many times. And he had calculated the exact angle and trajectory he needed to jump anyways. From there, all Ike had to do was walk to the abandoned asylum. His backpack thumped against his back. Ike had packed gloves, goggles, tweezers, and microscope slides. This abandoned building was an old asylum. Rumored to be haunted with demons or ghosts or whatever. Ike had laughed at those rumors, the only supernatural things that existed was dead celebrities. He hadn't seen one in ages.
After some walking, Ike saw the abandoned building and waited outside for his "adventure" partner. Firkle was one of his closest associates, so it made sense that they would come here together. Firkle didn't irritate him like almost everyone from this town, so it made sense why he got the dopamine rush whenever Firkle was around. Yep, that was the reason. He wondered if Firkle would be doing his goth thing with some spiritual device or if he would help Ike with his sample collecting. Whatever he was doing, Ike trusted Firkle enough to not be an idiot. Which was incredibly high praise from him.
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what’s your dankest meme
Are you naturally smart or do you study? What’s your study habits if you do?
I’m naturally smart, but I do study. My ‘studying’ is more quickly glancing over whatever textbook I need to. Just to confirm what I know.
would u ever get a piercing
No, I don’t like body modifications on myself. They are fine on other people.
let's go maple leaves or whatever
Wow. Such spirit. I am in awe of your support.
are u gonna take home the stanley cup this year
No, I am the only decent player on the team. Unlike science where I can handle it all by myself, there’s no way I can carry this team to victory alone.
Besides, the Stanley Cup is for the NHL.
how's ur crusade against gay poutine going soldier 🫡
I’ve got more important things to crusade against than gay poutine.
what's up butch jocky nerd boy
Nothing much, sifting through all the asks in my inbox. It’s hard being so popular, sometimes.
I always plan to leave for hockey practice super early because it takes more time to get mom to let me out the door to practice than it does to go to the rink.
EW ike u subscribed to cartmans feeder onlyfans? GROSS
I’m 12.
why do ppl think im d8ing ike
do i LOOK gay
Yes.
y r u so in love w me :/
No offense but I’d rather lick Cartman’s toilet after he has eaten at Taco Bell than be in love with you.
ew do u fantasize abt cartman scat porn or something i wanna go bleach my eyes
Cartman scat porn? How do you know he makes that? You must have been watching it. Disgusting.
why do ppl think im d8ing ike
do i LOOK gay
Yes.
y r u so in love w me :/
No offense but I’d rather lick Cartman’s toilet after he has eaten at Taco Bell than be in love with you.
why do ppl think im d8ing ike
do i LOOK gay
Yes.
Why is Eavesdropper so obsessed with Kyle and I?