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do you really want to know?

[amygina-blog]

[soetc]

#everything makes sense when you find out they grew up together (agentkatz)

[cat-with-horns]

Thistleclaw and Snowfur

Redraw my old art:0 Character © Erin Hunter Art © Me

[princessrhcenyra]

I luv him…..

[marci1900]

[booksandstationery]

I hope you wake up early enough to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you get good grade on that exam you’ve been anxious about, and that presentation you have passes smoothly. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself.

[hobrien]

do you ever see someone’s comment about a film/tv show you watch or a book you’ve read and wonder if maybe we all truly live in different realities and the internet is the only commonly shared space which doesn’t change across universes, because it isn’t fucking possible to draw such dumbass conclusions about a thing unless we’ve seen/read different versions of it

[aoisakai]

Incorrect TaserHawk quotes

Clint Barton :Why am I helping you?

Darcy Lewis :Because I’m manipulating you. That’s the way I get people to do things for me.

Clint Barton :Really?!

Darcy Lewis :Yeah.

Clint Barton :Shit, that’s awesome. How did you do that?

Darcy Lewis :If you make my room really clean, I will tell you.

Clint Barton :DEAL!!

[words-of-emotion]

Three am knows all my secrets.

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[how-late-am-i]

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

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She has not Loved him for her whole life, but she is going to love him for the rest of it. That's a promise, that's one of her new constants.

I don’t know, help me find it

[veryfunnymemes]

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[loch--nessie]

I like to imagine the confusion of the Durmstrang/Beauxbatons students when they see the moving stairs.

“I want to go to my new friends in the Gryffindor Common Room. How on earth do you think I can go there IF THE STAIRS KEEP MOVING?”

“What kind of idiot thought this would be a wonderful idea?” 

And meanwhile the Hogwarts students are confused because “what do you mean it’s not normal for stairs to move?” 

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[earthlyvibration]

THIS 

[hollowedskin]

7. Theyre not even mean like honestly you can totally control me with cheese it’s not even a lie.

And like even when its not a joke and its serious time like “stop these white demons” and like “literally no charachter needs to be white” im here like I 100% agree w that statement? It’s not offensive it’s fuckin true?

[slimetony]

i have no idea what girls like

[friendfrog-deactivated20161123]

swords

[slimetony]

this makes everything a lot easier