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Lofty: Willy is playing hard to get.
Lofty: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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“You look like a gnome.”
…says Jack to his father who is trying on fez after fez in Instanbul’s Grand Bazaar.
🤣😂🤣😂
I don’t think y’all understand.
They could make an entire spin-off show where they just follow Judd and Grace around all day and show them doing mundane shit like making coffee, and I would devour it.
a man: baby….. i love you
me: but would you walk through fire so i know you love me, so that i know i’m safe? would you be willing to drown with me after our car is run off the road by a drunk driver because we made a pact to stay together no matter what? would you hang up on brother bob AND miss patricia just so you can hear the sound of my voice? give up your life just to follow me halfway around the country? attempt murder whilst i am unconscious because someone hurt me?? no???? didn’t think so. move along 💅
+ bonus
owen trying to get carlos to stop calling him captain strand
bonus:
Y’all: Why do you hate Caillou? Hes like 4…
Me:
I read that in the book version, he BITES her.
Caillou is a little bitch and nothing will convince me otherwise.
@annuhbobanna this ya mans???
He crying all the time cause he didn’t get that ass beat
he’s literally a child shut the fuck up this is exactly why boys feel like they can’t cry or show any emotions
my son is not allowed to watch this show… he’s not a good kid and his parents don’t do shit about it… don’t need my baby watching that smj
Remember when Caillou gave Rosie the toy dinosaur he just rubbed all over his face when he had chicken pox… I do.
the man is here to claim his bride, probie.
Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him
HE JUSTA BABY 🥺
A baby the size of a truck 🥺
I love elephants so much.
When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.
Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.
If I could I would make you all sandwiches and we would all do the happy food dance together.
I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
i’m fucking wheezing at the replies
Martin: If I were about to walk off a cliff, what would you do?
Jessica: Push
Martin: I don't believe that
Jessica: You would on the way down
Dr. Martin Whitley, healing his roommate instead of killing him:
Everyone: Don’t cross the salt lines.
Malcolm’s inner self, almost immediately: