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wax | they/them or xie/xir | 30 | occasional nsft

[klapollo]

I think it's funny how the social media conception of a girl who lives in NYC is like liv schmidt or kendall jenner and in my experience those people almost always move here from other places and explicitly try to become that

[klapollo]

"here's what the girlies in NYC are wearing" and it's just 23 year old transplants in the west village

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[funny-tik-toks]

[dragongirlteeth]

"My son is fine"

You have failed to cherish your daughter, worshipping instead a facsimile of what was. I have taken her, since you have so failed, and made her the prize gem of my hoard.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[fluentisonus]

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[vyvilha]

in folklore depictions of rusalky, their fatness is sometimes a trait that is emphasized. fatness is, of course, associated with richness and abundance of the earth, something which rusalky are welcomed to share with mortal folk during the green week

[meangirlnurse]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[mephistopheles]

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[kosmogrl]

#Iprommy

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears