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you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

epixmonkeyz

i’m so happy that emily axford knows how hot she is

quantummoonjune

me when i explain a board game to my friends but i haven't played it in like a year

oswednesday

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the rims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

greenekatgrey

No judgement, everyone grieves in different ways

derinthescarletpescatarian

Humans are like "let me hold the thing. Let me pick it up. It's cute and I want to hold it, I want to wrap my weird elongated front feet around it, I want to encircle it with my freakishly long, oddly flexible front toes. I HAVE to hold things I HAVE to or I'll die."

elisabethdeep-blog

I know normal people can just pass their bill over and around an object and know most things worth knowing about it, but humans don't have electroreceptors At All. They only have mechanoreceptors. Which are most concentrated in the aforementioned 'hands'... and in their mouths.

They do also have eyes, and their vision is actually pretty acute. But their optic and mechanic sensory inputs aren't integrated together like electro-mechanic sense is. So they have these two fairly sophisticated sensory complexes that Barely talk to each other.

No wonder they try to bring the two inputs together in their environment then; picking things up and turning them around allows them to apply both their mechanical and optical senses to the object. They're just trying to make up for a deficiency of neural organisation.

And like. I mentioned the other concentration of mechanoreceptors is in their mouth... So just be glad they mostly grow out of constantly wrapping their viscera-looking tongue around everything.

strawberry-crocodile

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

strawberry-crocodile

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

onegiantmeep

emily being 41 irl and looking truly hotter every time i see her

tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

distractionsfromthefood

karadanvers

I just have so many goals this year [...] What about you?

WEDNESDAY - 2.01 - Here We Woe Again

kuttithevangu

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

kat-r-in

I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Caldwell absolutely crushing pull ups while wearing a twee little vest and screaming about killing The Terminator…

domesticatedanimals

[Video description: a clip from Smartypants showing Caldwell Tanner doing pull ups on a pull-up bar while the cast all scream over each other. He screams, "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you terminator!" end video description.]

matchagirl

lorientours

Kenna other teen Murph npc of all time. She’s lowkey got Balnors voice. Her class is technically just “squire”. She has a very organized snack. She never ever stretches. They just take her with on pretty much every c3 adventure after they encounter her. She scolds that one frost orc dude for not taking hammers 301 before going to fight.