#a dad?

[deliciousphantomcat]

Guess which bitches birthday is today

[pixelatedstreetlights]

I will be your father figure

[misc-obeyme]

step one: pull up to the celestial realm

step two: 'actually, its pronounced 'jod.'' refuse to be corrected

step three: get kicked out within 24 hours profit

-🥐

The first thing I thought of was... but what if step three was prophet instead? The Celestial Realm is like this human speaks the word of jod!

alkdjffdlakdf please don't mind me, just bein' stupid lol.

Anyway, depending on how well the angels can handle a joke, you'd either get kicked out fast or they'd think it's funny and let you stay.

Michael certainly seems to be a bit of a goofy guy, so maybe he'd be like, hey I get why my former brothers are so fond of this human now!

Perhaps you end up sweeping all those angels off their feet and now they're all in love with you... just like their demonic counterparts.

Hmm I kinda like the idea of an MC showing up in the Celestial Realm and basically taking over by befriending everybody lol. That feels like something that could happen in the actual story.

[muffinsandglasses]

[angeliic-siinner-blog]

( are you having a bad day ? parents or friends being shitty to you ? you’re just at a low point, or your mind is just being mean to you ?

well —

B A M. im your new best friend / parent and ily. you’re doing your best and i see and appreciate you. im so proud of how far you’ve come and im here to protect you all forever now. this has been a psa. )

[ghandiajohnson]

[strcbelight]

what is a parent