[kinghenryviii-i-am]

🎶 When you bring what I bring to the table, you don’t mind eating alone 🎶

[kinghenryviii-i-am]

🎶 Might gotta have his baby, nurses yellin' push for him

[kinghenryviii-i-am]

Picked up my phone 'cause I had to call Bulls*** 🎶

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Okokokok so the worse that could happen is that he says no or smth right? no biggie! I'm so chill, this is fine, its gonna be fine.

[deliciousvanillasalad]

fuck ahhhhhh ok I just texted him to ask him out im gonna explode I'm so nervous I hate this oh my god help me

[swanlake1998]

precious adams and xola putye photographed performing as aurora and a suitor in sleeping beauty by ruth smith

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Me: "I've got a squishy tummy"

Date: "Nooo, you can't say that and not expect me to squish"

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Kiss me, kiss me as if it were the last time...

[deertwoheads]

tumblr please let me reblog ads

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Here I go again falling for someone's potential instead of how they're treatin me in the present.

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Okok everything is gonna be ok, if it works out, it works out. If it doesn't, then I'll just cry and get over it eventually.

[deliciousvanillasalad]

Am I overthinking this? Probably so

Can I stop myself from overthinking? Probably not

[sandushengshou]

[tygermama]

Morticia is so touched

[anthmeisterr]

The weirdly ironic thing about this movie is that they all would’ve totally loved this bitch if she’s been honest from the start. Like, I can perfectly see her casually mentioning that she’s a black widow and Morticia being like, “Oh really?” before making a dramatic exit, only to return a few hours later with a massive dossier off potential targets and an engraved dagger.

[deliciousvanillasalad]

The fact that he had to look straight into my eyes with his hand around my neck right before he had a mindblowing orgasm....mmmm smth about that drove me crazy.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[kinghenryviii-i-am]

Classic Man

Henry for GQ Italia (April 2017)