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[tinglingpeter]

Excuse me while I go cry like a baby

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

[mycroftrh]

The one exception to this is Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

[ext-raordinarymachine]

i wanna be a dark souls npc who just laughs hysterically each time you talk to them then dies for no reason in a weird place

[pinklovelypinkie]

[nunume-x]

🌜📓✨

[girlinlondon]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kumaori

[garydrostle]

[stargazerinmoksha]

About love

i know we spend half of our lives searching for a companion and hearts break when we least expect it, but every now and then we get lucky and that person just finds you

to all of the people that feel left behind, your story isn’t over yet. you just have to brave enough to start a new chapter, the ink is still there, you just have to write it

she makes my soul feel cared for and that’s such an underrated feeling. i admire that.

love isn’t easily forgotten, that’s why there’s so many songs about it. you’re going to be alright. wake up and restart the day, let the sun guide you to wherever you may think to find peace.

he tells her that happiness isn’t just about one thing. it’s not just her smiling. it’s not just her laughing. it’s not her flaws. it’s not her quirks. it’s all of it. the whole package. he tells me that if love is an endless sky, then she knows no horizon as great as his. worlds spent apart, mirror reflection lovers aching for the distance to be closed

the best place to start is inwards.

no one’s ever going to give that to you. you have to define that for yourself.

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[possiblynya]

a little autobiographical piece about the internet

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[rythyme]

convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal

bonus:

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[fluorescentnova]

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

[notallfay]

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

[pastelprincessbb]

⭐ It’s okay to not be okay ⭐