if i cant sleep... i'll drive into the sea

just passing through; she/her

[doggirlpaws]

I THINK I FUCKED UP

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they dont pay me enough to witness this shit

[masochistfox-deactivated2021102]

ok heres my highly specific dni (this is a joke, please dont take it seriously lmao)

DNI if you make jokes about killing bugs (esp spiders), enjoy frosted glass/think its ok to have in your house, are angelkin and you arent my husband, hate demonkin, kin dirk strider, use stark white on your fursona, think lemon demon or jack stauber is cringe, make fun of mary sues or self insert ocs, you buy into ca/llouts without doing extensive research into the situation, think lemon sparkling water is gross, dont think fat guys are epitome of sex appeal, wear toe socks, are a flat earther, didnt play my game, think bellybuttons are ok to have, think bellybuttons are cute at all and not horribly disgusting (like they are),  you live on the higher floor in an apartment building, you give artists pencil drawn refs for commissions, youre a landlord, your name is mikey/michael/mike and youre not my husband, you’ve never dyed your hair, you dont let me win in peggle or worms armageddon, you eat boiled eggs, you send commission inquiries and then disappear when you hear the prices, youre french (does not include cajun french), youre mean

[bileshroom]

made a twitter just bc tumblrs kinda dyin, it is 18+ so please respect that thanks

https://twitter.com/bileshroom

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

Penis time!

[blackarachnya]

Penis time!

[snuv]

Penis time!

[mioxenoblade]

Penis time!

[defendglobe]

shit i remember from tumblr in 2018

fingers in his ass sunday

big dick energy

dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama

this is so sad, alexa play despacito

john mulaney/kid gorgeous references

tide pods

that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again

zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???

t posing

the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out

fbi agent jokes

kung pow penis

sans undertale fucked my mom

hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?

that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????

where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits

that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts

people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website

the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0

LET’S GO LESBIANS

that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??

the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday

female presenting nipples/the nsfw purge

[111111111ety5y745-deactivated20]

[rcktpwr]

former president of the united states, ronald rasengan

[ceeberoni]

[gaaraofsburbia]

What has this gif been through. What is the caption supposed to say

[iguanamouth]

reaches over and just fucking GRASPS you with these

[coolxatu]

[ragebaitingmyfatdogpt20]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

This image gives off such a horrible energy I think I died

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AN EXTREMELY CURSED ITEM

[mvnchsquad-moved]

[standfortheflag-kneelforthecross]

thinking of drawing an anime girl with angel wings but she’s in chains and crying…. wtf that would be so sad

[irradiatedsnakes]

pringles iron maiden

[o-lanterns]

[reaches in]

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]

mmm, yummy yummy! I think I’ll have another! :D [reaches in-]

[coffinflop]

[strangesigils]

How dare you try to hide this in the tags

[horsegirlimogentemult]

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

[khe1]

What Da Hell goin on on here Lol

[squeakitties]

unmute

[squeakitties]

unmute