emo since '97

i don't come on here anymore but if you need to contact me i will respond to asks

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[poetic-sanctum-deactivated20190]

“You see, I am a poet, and not quite right in the head, darling. It’s only that.”

— Edna St. Vincent Millay (via: poetic-sanctum)

[weltenwellen]

Anne Sexton, from “The Truth the Dead Know”, The Complete Poems of Anne Sexton

[deliverusfromevie]

i dont know what it feels like to be truly happy

the feeling i think is happiness is so fleeting

i feel like i’m faking everyday but the line is so blurred. i do not know which feelings are real

so tired and angry and wide awake. i no longer want to exist. the fact i have existed this long is truly an anomaly.

i’m a terrible mess full of deceit and unhappiness and addiction and just awful. what an awful person i am

nothing important

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[alter-koker]

whens the next wallace and gromit dropping

[droogettegal]

Do you ever read a fanfic or see fanart and you’re all like “these characters are all fictional and you’re entitled to your feelings and interpretations of them”, but at the same time you’re just like “Oh my god, this is the shittiest take on X character that I’ve seen and I’m almost offended by how wrong your portrayal is. Either you’re projecting big time or you’ve misunderstood them entirely.”

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

[memesandlaughs]

[socialistexan]

Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)

Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)

Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[pcelite]

[gay-irl]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

a slice of life anime about dads

[weeniebagel]

King of the Hill

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?

Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John

Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae

Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?

*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*

[snartha]

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you know what this is referencing you deserve a senior discount