[jennyfromthesock]

[demalicetaylor]

first day of school: i'm not throwing away my shot!

second day of school: i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[squirreledelman]

Pt 2 😭

[mbflyer]

@e-nes-bits @philbo68zz @lookalivezay

[lookalivezay]

@mbflyer so joe with the 💩’s lol

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[velren15]

[continuetobecurious]

[radical-meme-queen]

[5ather-deactivated20191025]

CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Not a “mistake”

[fonzworthcutlass]

@yall defending that penguin hoe

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and is purely a social construct that means literally nothing

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[fuks]

[macleod]

#Pacifica

[macleod]

California is the world’s sixth largest economy, stronger than France, and larger than nations such as Poland by itself.

[agrumpypulloutcouch]

I live in Pacifica, can we become our own country? All yall LGBTQ+, POC, religious minorities, or anybody who wants to, as long as you don’t mind being surrounded liberals, can come live here.

[macleod]

There is an actual movement to have a referendum in early 2019 for California to separate from the union: yescalifornia.org

[jessandlen]

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay