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(she/they) / english//german / video game enjoyer / occasional drawer of girls / 19 y/o / english + ancient history student

[demeterdefender]

do not ever let me start yapping about the way people talk about Hades and Persephone and Demeter because I will never stfu again

[guerrillatech]

[wishgrub]

let’s go nonaheads!!!!

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

[captorations]

[demeterdefender]

spent my holiday reconnecting with my cultural heritage. Which is to say spending three fucking hours in a Tesco superstore

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[thesituation]

insane how you can’t even bring up shaving on tumblr without getting inundated with people desperately justifying why they shave (nothing to do with the fact that they were afab and therefore forced to shave at an early age, it’s completely a free choice that has nothing to do with their upbringing of course) or acting like they’re an oppressed class for shaving their whole body. like you guys are such losers jesus christ get over yourself & learn to scroll past posts that you dont relate to. i do it all the time! you can too^_^

[demeterdefender]

tiktok is like this too

[demeterdefender]

I just saw the hired musician at an outdoor restaurant trying to adlib during Pink Pony Club and involve the audience. "What are they singing? ☺️" Girl none of these pensioners know. Girl I am afraid you are nowhere near the Pink Pony Club. I fear you are in (metaphorical) Tennessee.

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[runasulienadanika]

the locked tomb is so relatable

[demeterdefender]

ok fuck it poetry sideblog @campsidecanticles

[shyverfryeandthebigguy]

Dawn is upon us

less dark, less bright, Red to Gray

smoke rises skyward

[redstonedust]

hearing down the grapevine that canada is joining eurovision and losing my mind. imagine looking at the event that 5 countries boycotted this year and going yeah. we want a part of that. that sinking ship looks soo fun lets all get on the sinking ship together.

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way