The way I still don’t know what a viscount is
Some stupid bullshit it doesn’t matter
It’s when you pay less than the usual price for something ☝️😊
No, that's a discount. A viscount is an independent treble melody sung or played above a basic melody.
No, you're thinking of a descant. A viscount is a type of Anglican parish priest.
No no, that's a vicar. A viscount is what they do when the results of an election are too close to call and they have to check all the votes a second time.
No, that's a recount. Viscount is a type of restricted drug.
No, that's vicodin. Viscount is a type of humanoid monster that sucks blood and can turn into a bat.
no, that's a vampire. viscount is a type of liquid that's thick and sticky and doesn't flow easily.
No, that's viscous. viscount was the guy who played bass for the Sex Pistols
no, that's sid vicious. a viscount is the guy from sesame street with all the numbers .
No, that's Count Von Count. Viscount was a legendary horror movie icon who once got chomped on by Kermit the Frog.
No, that's Vincent Price. A viscount is when you've got a place that isn't being lived or worked in.
No, that's vacant. Viscount was a 19th century painter who cut off his ear.
No, that's Vincent van Gogh. Viscount was the media company that ran MTV and Nickelodeon and eventually got bought out by CBS.
No, that's Viacom. Viscount is a kind of long high bridge that supports a road through a valley.
That's a viaduct. A viscount is a rabbit-like rodent endemic to South America.
No, that's a viscacha. A viscount is a high-mountain dwelling llama-like critter from the Andes. Easy to mix up, they're both South American.
