Adventures of a Mad Woman

I'm like a magpie in the sense that I love anything shiny and colorful.

[prokopetz]

While it’s certainly not the greatest crime of the Harry Potter franchise, it’s undeniable that amongst its crimes is displacing heavy metal album covers as popular culture’s primary touchstone for what a wizard is supposed to look like. Stuffy uniformed bureaucrats and twee intellectuals have their place, but as a culture we’ve very nearly forgotten that the natural habitat of the wizard is airbrushed on the side of a van.

[honestlyitsjustsam]

[honestlyitsjustsam]

amazing

[chidi-anagonye]

orville peck is an absolute legend for hiding his face 24/7 and then describing himself in his music like “don’t worry guys, I’m hot” 

[chidi-anagonye]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

please stop trying to explain chess in the notes this is a fire emblem joke

[phantomnonsense]

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[inquirens]

morrigan: sera, surely you, an elf, know who mythal is

sera: ur mom lol

morrigan:

[fatmanatee]

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[evelynhug0]

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

Boney M toured the USSR in 1978, his grandchildren could have heard about how severely their granddad fucks live

[britnxyspears]

Rasputin didnt fuck as much as those outfits

[tepkunset]

[everythingstarstuff]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[inarcadiac]

[glitchy-npc]

Inquisitors @ Mother Giselle