ice-cream for breakfast

You know what the best part about being an adult is? If I want tostitos, ice-cream or anything for breakfast, not one person can deny me of it.

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[demios]

proof of life

This place was once vibrant. No worries, I still am.

[worldsandemanations]

Dragonfly fossil, 250-300 million years ago with 2 ft. wingspan.

[mossworldsstuff]

[stylecouncil]

David Bowie, 1977 📸: Corinne “Coco” Schwab

[spitblossoms]

[7marbles]

incorrect quotes

[gothpirates]

[demios]

LMAO

[corvidkusnos]

[deborahblunt]

[magictransistor]

Francisco de Holanda. De Aetatibus Mundi (The Ages of the World). 1545. 

[thesunthief]

The Amour of Armor.

Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.

[coisasdetere]

Filipino artist, Gregory Halili, carves intricate skulls into mother of pearl shells.

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[natalikoromotoart]

🐍”Look into my eyessss”🐍

[cactuslands]

[voxette-vk]