[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[fintan-pyren]

gender?

girl in a girl way

girl in a nonbinary way

girl in a guy way

nonbinary in a girl way

nonbinary in a nonbinary way

nonbinary in a guy way

guy in a girl way

guy in a nonbinary way

guy in a guy way

something else

no gender

gender doesn't apply to me

Voting ended onAug 5, 2025

curious about the gender breakdown of my followers. just choose what feels right.

[uglywhitefatherfigure]

[transcyberism]

serious answer: I ran some quick math (below the cut) and found out that this ant would impart about ten times the amount of energy as an impact by a 45kg Howitzer round, or one thousand times the energy yield of a typical handgrenade. Ordinarily I would expect something like an ant to disintegrate on impact at high speeds, but there is simply so much energy in that ant that it would have nowhere else to go but forward - even if it completely exploded on impact without penetrating, you would definitely die and definitely need a closed-casket funeral. If it simply went straight through without meaningful disintegration, carrying the majority of its energy away with it, with this being a hypersonic projectile (actually, it's a relativistic one) it still would definitely shred at least a grapefruit-sized hole in you just from cavitation damage. Given the ridiculous speed, it would also create a significant amount of heat and a concussive sonic shockwave as it did so, definitely killing you instantly and probably turning you into charred ground beef.

TLDR yes you would be super mega dead

first let's use a more sensible unit than mph. 100000000mph is 44,704,000m/s. that's more significant figures than we need but I'll leave that to the end. for reference, c is exactly 299,792,458m/s meaning our unlucky ant is traveling at about 15% of the speed of light.

next let's find the mass of an ant. googling it, it looks like 1-5mg is an oft-cited figure, so let's say it's a little sugar ant that only weighs 1mg (because that's an easy number for math, and because I want to know the best-case scenario in case this is somehow survivable). that's 0.001g or 0.000001kg (important for next step.)

to find how much energy the ant will impart, we use the formula E(k) = 1/2 * mv², which results in a value of very nearly one gigajoule (1GJ ≈ 999MJ), which is neat because we started with one significant figure and now we're ending with one too.

[raptor-goblin]

oh but the ant so small I can take it

[transcyberism]

that's true I didn't think of that

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[malibuklaus]

goomba

[malibuklaus]

[cannibalchicken]

[yugiohz]

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[ouijafrnk]

I’m not sure if anyone has seen this but I feel like it’s really appropriate right now.

[toriel-2]

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

[theveryquietquiet]

‎

[toriel-2]

whos there

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[transjudas]

My Chemical Romance in 2007 and My Chemical Romance in 2025

[ceswest]

[apolladay]

how many people went to your high school?

under 100

100-300

300-600

600-900

900-1500

1500-3000

3000+

i have no idea

multiple answers for different schools

didnt go/results

How many people went to your high school?

under 100

100-300

301-600

601-900

901-1500

1501-3000

3000+

i have no idea

multiple answers for different schools

didnt go/results

Voting ended onJul 11, 2025

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You’ve been kidnapped and the main character from the last show you watched is coming to rescue you. Are you safe?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJul 10, 2025

[thisaccisdead]