maracedeu has me down bad y'all

gabe | 26 | he/him

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[beif0ngs]

These brats… they’re like monsters!

[rslashrats]

forklifts should live in matriarchal herds like elephants i think

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people for romance movies

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people in movies

[uh0-deactivated20240308]

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: a picture of an cootie catcher, an origami fortune telling game, open to show the number choices on the inside. Visible on the outside are the colours yellow and green as choices. End ID.]

[frankensteintrans]

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just call it

[anthonycrowley]

cock. balls, even.

[photosbyrocco]

This is the post that has currently received the most tips on Tumblr. I love this website.

[kautsky-hateblog]

Source?

[photosbyrocco]

I helped build the tipping feature, and i check the numbers occasionally.

[snippit-crickit]

detectives on night shift or smf

[ocdhuacheng]

The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

[ocdhuacheng]

Also it’s not on theme stupid cunt!!! The theme is the GILDED AGE, not the 1960S!!!!! Plus it looks bad on you

[tiktaalic]

hes straight hes bi hes divorced hes in a polycule hes an ally hes homophobic hes doing a bit hes dead serious hes nuanced hes complex hes just some guy. i didn say a name but he popped into your head didn t he

[caiabresebun]

can you hear us? we can’t wait to see you again

[amygdalae]

I loooove responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji. It's like the emoji form of saying "on it boss"

[yinza]

So it’s been a while, but I have it noted that this is based on a comment left by @lady-laufey on something or other I posted about Tifa. It was clearly important I get to it eventually!

[Image Description: Digital artwork featuring several drawings of Tifa Lockhart. The main drawing is based on her OG concept art, standing with her left fist on her hip. Her name is at the top of the image, and text continues around two smaller drawings in boxes: “Built for punching dragons and kissing girls.” The first of these drawings features Tifa landing an uppercut on a green dragon. The second image shows her dipping Aeris low and kissing her. /end ID]

[ruerock]

give it up for miss texas! or plasticface. or bubarbie. barbubba

[grimeclown]

Being horny on main is ok sometimes. You guys need head. I get it. I’m hitting like as a salute and to wish you well

[ruerock]

so if ghostface is gf.. would barbie be bf?

[yookikiku]

dog & duck… (& 1 worm)☺️

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[lindleland]

the silence would almost definitely be because they don't know how it happened either