Demon Queef

Embarking on my 1st national tour is very exciting. So is the idea of capturing photos of mullets & camel toes all across this great nation. I didn't create this blog because I care about blogs or have the audacity to think anyone else will either, but...

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Ugh. In case anyone wanted to know. Guess these bitches got the ultimate ChaCha on me because they knew my question before I even asked it. What am I supposed to do now when I have a question that I need answered?!?

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Happy Halloween prep, darlings. This year should be a real...bash. Going for the gold in October 2015. #halloween #history #america #gays #costumes #neverforget #halloween15 #halloweennyc

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What a deal!!!! 5%! There will be a line at target....

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Fanciest gas station bathroom I've ever been in. Yes that's a palm, yes that's a stand alone TP holder and yes.....that's a flat screen TV. Thanks, Hudson valley

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Praise be! Surrounded by a heavenly glow and shin-high socks, it's her in the flesh! Elaine stritch lives!!! #wcw #train #nyc #elainestritch #sondheim #ladieswholunch

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Happy pride. Do you. #pride #nyc #stars #living #nycpride

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Someone is having a worse day than you.

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Every now and again, the stars align on Wheel of Fortune. Vanna, with her back turned in disgust, is trying her best to look the other way and encourage the audience to move past this gift that we've been given. But there's nothing she can do about it. Every time someone lands on "bankrupt" it's another spin that this glorious message will erupt across the airwaves. Sorry girl, nothing you can do....it says twat.

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Every now and then, you just need to consider a eBook, or a homemade book sleeve made from an old paper grocery bag....or ya know.....not read self help books on a train with the deepest concern I've seen on a face in 2015. On the bright side, girl this lighting is really workin for you. Ima find you on Friday and see how all the big changes are coming

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Praise be. She's giving me crack house realness. Bless the Ross dress for less that she had purchased them pants from before her dramatic weight loss. She down 2 sizes and she don't need a belt. Do you girl.

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Bravery and breakthroughs and etc and all that. But really....I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance. Guess I know who will play Ana in the live action Frozen ABC Christmas spectacular jubilee celebration memorial telecast. #Bruce #Idina #thecoldneverbotheredthemanyway #costumechange #strongjaw #jenner #caitlin #vanityfair #demonqueef #frozen #sisters #twinsies #love

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So many captions I want to write about this.....but all I keep coming back to is how pissed off Glenn Close looks at Danny Devito. What do you think he did? #glennclose #fatalattraction #thepenguin #nyc #publicaccess #nycgov #transportation #demonqueef #101dalmations #batmanreturns #screenshotsunday #democracy #memorialday #america #handicapable

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Plus size? Girl, you get a graduation robe. Good Lookin out, goodwill. Big girls wanna be up in the club feelin reeeeaaalll collegiate. #prom #promdress #goodwill #thrift #plussize #graduation #biggirlscry #biggirl #Aline #bodycon #instafashion #highfashion #couture #style #42inchzipper #college #clubwear

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Another day another dollar another prairie skirt stuck up an ass crack. Happy Mother's Day to YOU, ma'am. #buttcrack #crackiswack #thecontinentaldivide #blackskirtmakeithurt #mothersday #nyc #LDS

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Self explanatory

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Chasing the elusive perfect selfie. Caught you, bitch.

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Ladies and gentlemen, proof that the classiest way to jazz up an outfit is still with a prom shoe. Friday night on Broadway, yall.