the Crimebusters™️

Miranda // 19 // Shaniac agoodgradeinatightsweater is my main

[hwardlaunch]

Shane Madej, the man that works at NASA and is one of the first people to ever witness an extraterrestrial space craft and aliens but has no social media following be like:

[beaniegara]

he did make me download tiktok again and i was not disappointed

[hotjarchivistrights]

mom said it's my turn with the cursed doll

[pumpkinicedchailatte]

Shane: *is alone with a demon for five seconds*

Shane:

[superbuzzwheeze-unsolved]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[braincellsunsolved]

Us: hey Shane the Hot Daga is coming back right?

Shane:

[uncooldotcom]

[bergara-boogara]

me @ buzzfeed knowing they probably ended up firing the hotdaga animator

[twinsfawn]

omg me after a wild girls night out am i right ladies

[cherryberryyyyy-deactivated2020]

me listening to ryan bergara making fish puns for nearly 20 minutes:

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

b-bro ………*gets down on one knee* ……..will you be in cahoots with me ? 

[violettexrogue]

[boyfriendunsolved]

when you’re just havin’ a little laugh

[80-percent-leg]

He changed his bio.

[twinsfawn]

nothing gets past this guy

[shortviolet]

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

[uncooldotcom]