GALLIARDISE
[noun]
extreme gaiety; merriment.
Etymology: from Middle French gaillard - lively, vigourous; a lively dance.
[James R. Eads]
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GALLIARDISE
[noun]
extreme gaiety; merriment.
Etymology: from Middle French gaillard - lively, vigourous; a lively dance.
[James R. Eads]
He never saw it coming
He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew
THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG
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OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.” http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
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Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.
HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE.
I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over:
Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol.
The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher.
Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away).
Stay safe.
Signal boost.
Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people.
In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.
Here are the women who’ve gone public about Bill Cosby:
1. Kristina Ruehli said Cosby raped her at 22 in 1965, when she was a secretary at a talent agency.
2. Carla Ferrigno said Cosby tried to rape her in 1967 and she had to fight him off.
3. Joan Tarsis said Cosby raped her in 1969.
4. Cindra Ladd said Cosby also raped her in 1969. She wrote about it for the Huffington Post.
5. Victoria Valentino said Cosby raped her in 1970. She later spoke about the incident with the Washington Post.
6. Autumn Burns said Cosby raped her in 1970 too.
7. Louisa Mortiz said Cosby raped her in the dressing room of Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show in 1971.
8. Donna Motsinger said Cosby raped her in 1971. She later sued.
9. Katherine McKee said Cosby raped her in the early 1970s while she was on tour with Sammy Davis Jr.
10. Helen Hayes said Cosby stalked her and her friends in 1973 before groping her.
11. Judy Huth said Cosby took her to the Playboy Mansion in 1974, when she was 15, and raped her. She later sued.
12. Tamara Green said Cosby drugged her and tried to rape her in the early 1970s. She went public on the Today Show in February.
13. Marcella Tate said Cosby took her to the Playboy Mansion in 1975, gave her a drink that made her pass out, and then woke up the next morning naked with him in a strange bed.
14. Therese Serignese said Cosby drugged and raped her in 1976. She later sued.
15. Shawn Brown said Cosby drugged and raped her in 1973, while the two were in a relationship. Brown later gave birth to Cosby’s daughter, Autumn Jackson.
16. Joyce Emmons said Cosby drugged her in the late 1970s, and that she later woke up in bed with one of Cosby’s friends.
17. P.J. Masten said Cosby drugged and raped her when she worked as a Playboy Bunny in Chicago in 1979.
18. Linda Kirkpatrick said Cosby drugged and raped her in a dressing room at the Las Vegas Hilton in 1981.
19. Lynn Neal (an assumed name) said Cosby drugged and raped her in 1981.
20. Janice Baker Kinney said she was drugged and raped by Cosby in 1982.
21. Janice Dickinson said she was drugged and raped by Cosby in 1982.
22. Renita Chaney Hill said she was repeatedly drugged and raped by Cosby while she was in a relationship with him between 1982 and 1986. The relationship began when she was 15.
24. Heidi Thomas said she was drugged and raped by Cosby in 1984.
23. Beth Ferrier said she was drugged and raped by Cosby after ending an affair with him in the mid-1980s.
25. Beverly Johnson said she was drugged and almost raped by Cosby in the mid-1980s.
26. Sammie Mays said she was drugged and raped by Cosby in the mid-1980s.
27. Barbara Bowman said she was drugged and raped by Cosby in 1986. She later sued and wrote a Washington Post op-ed titled “Bill Cosby Raped Me. Why Did It Take 30 Years for People to Believe My Story?”
28. Lisa Jones said Cosby tried to rape her in 1986. She was 17.
29. Chelan, whose last name hasn’t been made public, said Cosby drugged and raped her in 1986.
30. Jena T. (shown above) says that Cosby began to groom her when she was 17, and forced her to give him a handjob in 1988.
31. Lisa, whose last name has not been released, said Cosby drugged and raped her in 1988. She was 21.
32. Jewel Allison said she was drugged and raped by Cosby at his home in the late 1980s. She later called him a “very sick sociopath.”
33. Kacey, whose last name hasn’t been released, said Cosby drugged and raped her in the early 1990s.
34. Angela Leslie said Cosby tried and failed to drug her in 1992 before making her give him a handjob.
35. Lili Bernard said Cosby raped her in The Cosby Show studio in 1992.
36. Michelle Hurd said Cosby would make her do “weird acting exercises were he would move his hands up and down my body” in 1995. She turned down his advances to go to his house.
37. Lachele Covington filed a police report in 2000 saying Cosby tried to make her grope him.
38. Andrea Constand said Cosby drugged and raped her in 2004. She later sued and settled out of court.
39. Chloe Goins said Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted her in 2008. She’s since lawyered up, but Cosby has yet to be charged.
But it took a confession for people to believe them? Sometimes it’s hard to see patriarchy. And sometimes it isn’t.
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Everyone and everything in this outtake though.
When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.
he gave me 100
This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.
Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.
I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart
Yes okay
This cat’s portfolio is impressive!
i know that maybe is the same picture and maybe my skills suck but there you have it, me trying to be pathetic aesthetic
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!
WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE
SEXUAL
FUCKING
ORGANS!!!
source: X
Ahem.
BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!
Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.
I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)
Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.
So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”
The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.
Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.
In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.
As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.
Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.
You inconsiderate space herpe.
space herpe
*feels emotions*
*breaks a vase over my head and eats the shards*
ban my nipples
they are too illegal
Why? Are you female or are you just uncomfortable?
many people are both
today in class (totally real)
most popualr hot girl BITCH in the whole class: “oh my GOSH mr smith u suck !! )):<<” most quiet nerdy kid in hte class;;; “alsmot as much as u succ on th weekdnes u WHORE!!!” w hole calss: stands up and apaplauds…,,
thank u very mcu h for listening to this very real and true story
this is so fake who are you fooling?
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Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Solider was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him, straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.
Sometimes god intervenes
It took Dan literally a minute to reply to phil are you kidding me