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[elizabetharte]

Adoro rediseñar a los PrrrOmens y hoy vi un adorable gato gordo 🥹❤️ para hacer a crowley me base en mi propio gato 😁

[probablybadrpgideas]

The angel said to the Virgin Mother, "Rejoice, for soon you shall give birth to the left leg of the Savior."

"Left leg?"

"His divine essence is far too powerful to be contained in its entirety within only one womb, so different parts of him have to gestate in several different wombs. There are seven other virgin mothers spread out across the land, and you must journey far and wide through the world to find them and assemble the Savior once his component parts are born."

­This kind of feels like an RPG idea that was accidentally submitted from a parallel universe where Christiantiy is a weird obscure religion and people are making weird appropriative RPG campaigns based on it.

[patrickrennie]

@apocrypals

[wolfythewitch]

To defeat Satan you have to locate my seven holy virgins

[alsgrid]

[emily84]

I wish a meaningful Hanukkah to all my mutuals and followers who observe it!

[epicallyepicepicosity2]

[homoangel]

[fullcravings]

Cranberry Lemon Bread

[fellshish]

Why is this like the bucky barnes trigger words sequence to me

[fellshish]

@assbutt [my right eye starts twitching]

[dostoyevsky-official]

working hard at the sunk cost factory

[dostoyevsky-official]

[straycatj]

かれんだできたのです 家主はさいしょ　おみせから100％おふしたかったみたいですが 50円いじょうおしはらいがひつようらしく いつもどおり　だうんろーどしてください （おみせ　くーぽんstraycatjで　50円でかえるです 　オレのオヤツ代おしはらいしてくれる人いたら 　おみせからよろしくなのです）

My calendar has just published! My landlady planned to discount 100% on her store but that store system needs pay more than 50yen, so you can download as same as usual!(But you can DL it 50yen from her store with coupon code "straycatj" if you thankdfully pay for my yummy treats…

DL(to1/4)　https://drive.google.com/file/d/1K_hYZ5a0PIw0vGGT8OylfVzfWk1MKOTa/view?usp=sharing

[moonlightredfern]

Gonna go paint gold betta fish all over my dark green bathroom walls. Posting this as motivation to actually follow through on it.

[moonlightredfern]

Progress shot! It’s metallic so it changes with the light a little bit.

[moonlightredfern]

Slowly but surely expanding the school!

[moonlightredfern]

Added more bettas today! Once I’ve added them all I think I’m going to fill in the gaps with a swirling school of little fish.

[moonlightredfern]

Hid the message & two fish behind my husband’s towel to surprise him.

[moonlightredfern]

[moonlightredfern]

[milkweedman]

I haven't made bread in a couple months I think, but we ran out and the car isn't drivable to go buy more, so. I think this has like, yogurt in it. I was very out of it when I made the dough lol. We'll see how it tastes, looks nice tho. Has a butter wash on top, which usually adds a rly good flavor

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[carlyraejepsans]

[sighed-the-snake]

Does Crowley actually know how to drive or does he just pose with the wheel looking like Really Cool People while the Bentley drives itself?

[digitised-celluloid]

[thebsdboys]

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i fucking can’t believe this

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

im going to fucking scream

[fellshish]

Me when a character has a flaw: omg sexy hot so very realistic and human let me cradle them and soothe them

Me when i have a flaw:

[ginger-by-the-sea]