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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.
All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show just how utterly horrifying, disgusting, and senseless the war- and by extension all war- was. The book and its adaptations take great pains to portray the suffering endured by the common soldiers on both sides, who didn’t even really want to fight but were manipulated/forced into it by those in power. The book was even banned in Nazi Germany and the author had to flee the country because the Nazis believed the book was “anti-German” and would hamper their war efforts by showing the German people the real horrors of war.
So in some ways I guess history is repeating itself, more right-wing idiots are hating on this brilliant piece of anti-war media 🙄
The right has always loved war.
Pigeons are doves. They are rock doves, and I wonder if we began to call them that if people would hesitate to hate them, as doves have that history as messengers of peace. It is true that in my neighborhood nobody hates the mourning doves, dusky and elegant with wings that squeak as if they flap on rusty hinges. They roost on the wires like little Audrey Hepburns, while the pigeons troll the ground, tough and fat, some of them look like they should be smoking cigarettes. They look poor and banged up, like they could kick the mourning doves’ asses but are wise to the divide-and-conquer tactics we use on one another, so they coo wearily at the mourning doves and waddle forth in search of scavenged delights. What you may not know is when you call a pigeon “a rat with wings” you have given it a compliment. The only thing a rat lacks is a pair of wings to lift it, so you have named the pigeon perfectly. When you say to me, “I hate pigeons,” I want to ask you who else you hate. It makes me suspicious.
I once met a girl who was so proud to have hit such a bird on her bicycle, I swear, I thought that it was me she hit. I felt her handlebars in my stomach and now it is your job to feel it also. The pigeons are birds, they are doves. They are the nature of the city and the ones who no one loves. When people say they hate pigeons, I want to ask them if they hate themselves, too. Does it prick the well of your loathing? Do they make you feel dirty and ashamed? Are you embarrassed about how little or how much you have, for how you have had to hustle? Being dirty is not a problem for the pigeon. You can ask it, “How do you feel about having the city coating your feathers, having the streets gunked up in the crease of your eye?” and the pigeon would say, “Not a problem.” You will now stop blaming the pigeon. It is not the pigeon’s fault. The pigeon was once a dove, and then we built our filthy empire up around it, came to hate it for simply thriving in the midst our decay, came to hate it for not dying. The pigeon is your ally. They are chameleons, gray as the concrete they troll for scraps, at night they huddle and sing like cats. Their necks are glistening, iridescent as an oil-slick rainbow, they mate for life, and they fly.
Michelle Tea, Against Memoir. [emphasis mine]
<Cally> you missed me playing bee ejaculation <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Aw
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Y'all, did I tell you how we played CAH in my last English class last week? <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> .....an 11-year-old played with us and utterly destroyed us. <mischievousart> NO <mischievousart> DO TELL <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Dude <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> He DESTROYED us. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> In my English class we had two brothers who are like, advanced placement. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> And it was like, the last class so we had a lil party. Food, drinks, games, etc. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> I brought CAH. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> One brother went and dicked around on his laptop but the 11-year-old played CAH with us and we're like well <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> It's college. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> And he just WIPED THE FLOOR WITH US. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> And we weren't going easy on him either.
<mischievousart> Poor Ellen. I made her say "queefing" in front of her mom
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Donald Trump wouldn't actually eat pussy. He'd go all DJ Khaled on it. <Cally> he doesn't eat pussy. it's not deep fried
<Amber> I need to go to walmart but I'm tired and i hate people
<Cally> THERE IS <Cally> WAY TOO MUCH <Cally> OF THE LORD <Cally> IN MY HAND <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> uh <Cally> THAT IS NOT HOW I MEANT IT <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> You're supposed to PRAY, Cally, not GIVE HIM A HAND JOB
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Having been in at least one orgy, I will attest that not having sex will, in fact, bring it to a screaming halt. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Mainly because everyone will be busy checking consent.
<Laharl> I had a "Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis" card in my hand that I'd just drawn <bemusedlybespectacled> sounds like my hot rbg/scalia fanfiction, Dave
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> In the meantime, seriously, everyone: http://i67.tinypic.com/2ry0ztc.png <mischievousart> I don't understand, Tasha; that's clearly the same photo twice
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> *chants* A BIGGER BLACKER DICK A BIGGER BLACKER DICK
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> After I play Yakuza I will write you some fic, Lore. <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> Pinkie promise. <mischievousart> YES <mischievousart> FUCKING <mischievousart> PLEASE
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> bruh I saw "the macarthur foundation" and immediately thought, "is that a new makeup company?"
<diseasedangerdarknesssilence> FUCK YOU DAVE <mischievousart> At this rate he's gonna skunk half of us <diseasedangerdarknesssilence> I move we immediately start a lightning round when he wins
