One has to do something as a dragon in the cave...

My name is Rhian, she/her, 26, 🏹♠️💜💚 Demonic Crab Accountant 🦀 a.k.a. marine biologist with bad spelling (leading to gaining this title from my sister). Currently spending a lot of time trying to identify zooplankton under a microscope 🔬 I'm a big fan of (in no particular order) Tolkien and all things Middle Earth, Musicals (have been particularly obsessed with Pulp Musicals the last few years), Schitt's Creek, Pushing Daisies, Ghosts, The Good Place, Check Please, B99, Merlin, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Starkid... I've probably forgotten something. I love marine biology (obviously) and astronomy - to be honest, most science - and I love reading. Previously called "glisseoduro"

[demoniccrabaccountant]

If you like musicals and emotional breakdowns, then I recommend you listen to Pulp Musicals - the music and performances are incredible, the story is amazing, and very cleverly interweaves so much. And don't worry - the emotional breakdown doesn't properly come until you're fully invested in all the characters!!

[jack-0f-stars]

Once you get a look, you cannot un-see ⚓️

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alright, last one! the newest episode of Pulp Musicals has been released on spotify (give it a listen!!!! it's so good omfg) so here's some hopefully-not-too-spoiler-y art for The Ghosts Of Antikythera. details are, you guessed it, under the cut. 😆🖤

[jack-0f-stars]

Follow it and find out where it leads 🧱

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part two of my little Pulp Musicals 'woo! episode 3 is out!!!!' celebration is all about The Brick Satellite. once again, details are under the cut and the last part will be posted in just a mo'!

[jack-0f-stars]

Imagination's running at breakneck speeds 🌕

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If you weren't already aware, I'm obsessed with Pulp Musicals (🥰📻🌌) so I wanted to make some art to celebrate the release of episode 3 on spotify! So here's part one, for The Great Moon Hoax. Details are under the cut, and if you'll bear with me parts 2 & 3 will also be posted shortly.

[sixidiotsdavidtennantfan]

Happy Death Day Thomas Thorne!

[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[edwardspoonhands]

This definitely increased my appreciation of high school students…

[chrono-phage]

[chrono-phage]

She’s done

[brain-buddies]

There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

[ensoua]

[image description: a screencap of the chrome web store, showing an extension called “seizsafe - epilepsy alert for youtube” and an example image of the extension, showing a blocked video with the text “warning: the following content may potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy.” there is a toggle with an option reading: “don’t warn me again during this video. click here or hit spacebar to continue watching 👆”. end image description.]

chrome webstore link:

Seizafe - Epilepsy Alert for YouTube™

Prevent Photosensitive-Epileptic seizures while watching YouTube™ videos. We'll warn you before you see any flashy videos.

[chthonic-pain]

reblog to help photosensitive folk feel safe!!

[oldwitchsleepgoodmangrace-deact]

that fateful day october 10th 1824

[catasters]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

categorized

[thememedaddy]

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

jonathan sim’s trauma has layers. like shrek

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[hidinginalaska]

mine is “retired babygirl” and that’s hilarious

[paperjoshi]

orthodox cishet

I.. I’m a trans lesbian………..

[prokopetz]

My sexual identity is Error 502 – Bad Gateway.

[pulpmusicals-deactivated2026012]

The Beginning of the End

[jack-0f-stars]

STRATFORD STATS!

KNOCKING SOMEONE OUT WITH THE PRINTING PRESS PLATE:

Rose — 3/3 attempts 🏆

Samuel — 0/1 attempt(s)

FALLING UNCONSCIOUS DURING AN ADVENTURE:

Rose — 2/3 adventures

Samuel — 3/3 adventures 🏆

GETTING SEASICK AT LEAST ONCE:

Rose — 2/3 boats 🏆

Samuel — 0/2 boats

*Rose has been on the Antikythera but did not actually get sick (yet! give 'er time) while Samuel has never been aboard

NEARLY DROWNING (WHILE ON A BOAT):

Rose — 1/3 boats 🏆

Samuel — 0/2 boats

GETTING CHASED AROUND A ROOM BY A MURDEROUS CREEP WITH MAGIC POWERS:

Rose — 0/1 creep(s)

Samuel — 1/1 creep(s) 🏆

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Morgan: *Needs to find someone extremely organized and methodical to be the ship's clerk, and someone skilled at navigation to be the quartermaster and always know where they are and where they are going.* Morgan: *Meets a group of disheveled strangers wearing old-fashioned clothes who have somehow managed to lose all of their money and have no clue where in the world they are or even what year it is.* Morgan: "...HIRED."

[lotrlorien]

Opening big doors in Middle-Earth. [Race of men edition.]