Zalgo.. He Comes..

Hello. I am Zalgo.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

I always wonder how Slendy sleeps, like doesn't his tentacles bother him? What happens if he sleeps on his back? He would be sleeping on his tentacles and it'll be like as if he's sleeping on a pile of snakes

"I dunno. Dad, care to explain?" @slenderman-sees-you

[slenderman-sees-you]

I retract them back

[demoniczalgo]

I can conform on his behalf

[slenderman-sees-you]

Hope you’re doing well, I know work can be a pain. Remember to take time for yourself.

I will try and Thank you.

[demoniczalgo]

Penguins have knees

[just-ya-boi-jace]

🎶I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums!🎶

[homie-cidal-liu]

"🎶oh what a shame that you came here with someoneeeee!🎶"

[smiling-dog]

🎶so while you're here in my arms🎶

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

🎶LETS MAKE THE MOST OF THE NIGHT LIKE WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG🎶

[rakeyboi]

CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP

IM TRYING TO SING DRUNKEN SAILOR WITH @bloodhillzone

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

....

🎶WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?🎶

[rakeyboi]

🎶WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR🎶

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

🎶WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNING?🎶

[roasted-seeds]

🎶There once was a ship that put to sea

And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea

The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down

Blow, me bully boys, blow🎶

[bloodyscarsss]

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME

[demoniczalgo]

TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

[benny-boi]

Welcome

My names BEN,BEN drowned if you wanna be exact.Dont touch me or I’ll fight you,unless you’re family which is a very low chance.Have a great day,and enjoy this blog,or else.

[1-800-babygirl-deactivated20210]

Ben what do you mean by” joystick“ …?

[benny-boi]

Oh I’m sure it’s not so hard to figure out.

Don’t worry for now however

[1-800-babygirl-deactivated20210]

Hm.. okay- Anyways how have you been?

[benny-boi]

I’ve been wonderful, chaos as usual, how about you?

[1-800-babygirl-deactivated20210]

I’ve been hanging out with Jeff and Jack lately, Committing Arson here and there.

[benny-boi]

The smiley asshole and candy maniac, I see

Arson is nice.

[1-800-babygirl-deactivated20210]

He can be an asshole from time to time but he’s chill

but jack is a sweetheart ben!

[benny-boi]

Yes EJ is, still likes candy, and I’m aware of that.

Jeff is an asshole everytime.

[lil-bean-jayce]

:0

papa jeff isnt mean, uncle benny!

[benny-boi]

Oh is that so,Jayce?

You don’t know the things your ‘papa’ does when you’re not around.

[lil-bean-jayce]

wha?

[benny-boi]

Yeaaaaaah, exactly.

[lil-bean-jayce]

he’s not mean uncle benny, he takes care of us an’ mean people dont take care of other people! he isnt a meanie ;-;

[benny-boi]

Then your papa shouldn’t be taken care of is what I’m hearing?

Jayce you don’t understand right now, but sooner or later you will.

[lil-bean-jayce]

wait, thats not what i said! he needs taken care of too, we all do! he helps take care of us, and if he was mean he wouldnt help! but he does help because hes nice too! just like the rest of us

[benny-boi]

JAYCE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HE’S.NOT.NICE. AT ALL.

SOMETIMES HE’LL SHOW AFFECTION BUT HE’S REALLY NOT A NICE PERSON WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT??!!!

[homie-cidal-liu]

oh shit

[demoniczalgo]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEN

YOU FUCKING HALFWIT

YOU DUMB FUCK

IM GIVING YOU FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS TO S̸H̸U̸T̸ T̸H̸E̸ F̸U̸C̸K̸ U̸P̸ B̸E̸F̸O̸R̸E̸ Y̸O̸U̸ L̸O̸O̸S̸E̸ A̸L̸L̸ F̸U̸C̸K̸I̸N̸G̸ T̸E̸N̸S̸I̸O̸N̸ F̸R̸O̸M̸ T̸H̸E̸ S̸P̸I̸N̸E̸ D̸O̸W̸N̸

N̸O̸W̸ S̸H̸U̸T̸ U̸P̸

[rakeyboi]

Is it true that 0 divided by 0 = a rip in the space time continuum?

[demoniczalgo]

Yes, it does

[creepypasta-addicted-deactivate]

Yo- There’s this magic anon going around, I’m a little scared I-

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

me too dude, me too

[demoniczalgo]

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

[demoniczalgo]

My friend, the scp foundation gets up in ANYONE'S shit.

Ik

[demoniczalgo]

THE SCP FOUNDATION??? WHEN DID THEY GET UP IN MY SHIT???????

[demoniczalgo]

Remember: if your a teen and have a edgy back story and you join slender’s gang you will get a glow up,

Or get infected with my funne lil virus and get a glow up

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

(to continue the last thread)

sooooooo wheres a car dealership?

@angelsfire2023 @fucksyouraunt @shhh-go-to-sleep

[angelsfire2023]

*more groaning* Ejjjjjjj....please dont go pick up a car for goodness sakes

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

how else will i test my strength?

[angelsfire2023]

Y o u m i g h t g e t c r u s h e d u n d e r a c a r .

Just. Dont.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

i'll be fine, cars cant kill me

now, to find a car dealership-

[just-ya-boi-jace]

theres one downtown?

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

y e s *goes there*

[lightbulb77724]

Why is this happening again

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

because im curious

[homie-cidal-liu]

what about this one? *points to a truck*

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

sure! *braces under it and lifts it up over my head* HOLY-

[animationblogsnstuff]

I think the next word you're looking for is Shit

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

i did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkgamer-900]

SHIT WRONG BLOG

SORRY EJ

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

its ok ^^

[mimi-ik-frea]

Ya know. If you really want to yes your strength~

*Holds up a few monster rally tickets*

It's just an hour away.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

whats that?

[mimi-ik-frea]

You... It's a bunch of big cars driving around and almost crushing each other. I'm saying you should go and see how many you can carry.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

im good ^^

[demoniczalgo]

Whats happening?

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

how many people can u pick up n carry?

uhmmmmm- 

i have no idea actually

[homie-cidal-liu]

:0 pick me up

[lightbulb77724]

Oo me to

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*picks you up*

[just-ya-boi-jace]

me please!

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you up and puts you on my shoulder*

[mimi-ik-frea]

Why is this happening? You're going to be crushed by the weight of everyone you're holding. Know what...

HOLD ME.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you and puts you on my other shoulder*

[lightbulb77724]

How are you still holding up

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

demon strength boi

[mimi-ik-frea]

I DARE YOU TO PICK UP SLENDER.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

@slenderman-sees-you daaaaaaaaaaaaad-

[demoniczalgo]

Don’t do it

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

i will *lifts you and carries you too*

[demoniczalgo]

I’m gonna kill you

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

im testing my strength- im not hurting anyone

[demoniczalgo]

Put me down or else your grounded

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

how many people can u pick up n carry?

uhmmmmm- 

i have no idea actually

[homie-cidal-liu]

:0 pick me up

[lightbulb77724]

Oo me to

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*picks you up*

[just-ya-boi-jace]

me please!

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you up and puts you on my shoulder*

[mimi-ik-frea]

Why is this happening? You're going to be crushed by the weight of everyone you're holding. Know what...

HOLD ME.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you and puts you on my other shoulder*

[lightbulb77724]

How are you still holding up

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

demon strength boi

[mimi-ik-frea]

I DARE YOU TO PICK UP SLENDER.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

@slenderman-sees-you daaaaaaaaaaaaad-

[demoniczalgo]

Don’t do it

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

i will *lifts you and carries you too*

[demoniczalgo]

I’m gonna kill you

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

how many people can u pick up n carry?

uhmmmmm- 

i have no idea actually

[homie-cidal-liu]

:0 pick me up

[lightbulb77724]

Oo me to

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*picks you up*

[just-ya-boi-jace]

me please!

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you up and puts you on my shoulder*

[mimi-ik-frea]

Why is this happening? You're going to be crushed by the weight of everyone you're holding. Know what...

HOLD ME.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*lifts you and puts you on my other shoulder*

[lightbulb77724]

How are you still holding up

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

demon strength boi

[mimi-ik-frea]

I DARE YOU TO PICK UP SLENDER.

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

@slenderman-sees-you daaaaaaaaaaaaad-

[demoniczalgo]

Don’t do it

[demoniczalgo]

Yo hun- you have to check this shit out @slenderman-sees-you

[demoniczalgo]

Oh hell naw they donutted dr ropatricanic like kaquin

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

IM TALKIN SKIRTS, HEELS, BOOTS, MAKEUP, CROPTOPS!, JEWELRY, THE WHOLE 9 YARDS

YES YES,YES AND FUCK YES

[rakeyboi]

*rake has left the chat*

[demoniczalgo]

*Zalgo has left the chat*

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

*skateboards down the stairs* wooooo!

[homie-cidal-liu]

eJ NO-

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

EJ YES

[darkgamer-900]

Oh boy. I have a bad feeling about this

[homie-cidal-liu]

jack dont make me summon dad!

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

liu you wouldnt-

[homie-cidal-liu]

i would-

[demoniczalgo]

[darkgamer-900]

Hi Zalgo

[demoniczalgo]

I’m gonna summon slender

[darkgamer-900]

Oh boy

[demoniczalgo]

@slenderman-sees-you