I do things

A blog where I mainly talk about whatever media I happen to be watching but also I do other things

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Ballast McKree

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“Shirtless Gregor and the others working on a farm.” - @anti-art-establishment

I have another one planned with with the whole gang but this one happened first xD

(also, I have no idea how Gregor’s pants work, the top is always covered in the portraits soooo  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

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Things you missed by only watching “Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky”

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. is a movie that most people know Riki-Oh from. However Riki-Oh or it’s proper name “Violence Hero: Riki-Oh” is a 12 volume manga. The movie only goes over 2 of the volumes from the manga. So here are some things you missed by not reading the manga. I won’t go over everything as not to spoil it. But here’s a few reasons to read the manga

-Riki-Oh’s increasingly complex family history. Which among other things involves time travel and Adolf Hitler

-Riki-Oh’s powers are explained... He has a Star of David on his fist which gives him superpowers. It actually becomes dumber the more it’s explained.

-Nazis. There are a lot of Nazis

-A gay Christian Nazi who dresses up as his dead sister

-Christians. Riki-Oh routinely calls out Christians for thinking that souls don’t reincarnate on Earth.

-Riki-Oh has an evil twin brother named Nachi who has a swastika on his fist. Don’t get them to close to the Star of David or else it causes disasters.

-Riki-Oh stitching his wounds with fence wire.

-Riki-Oh punching a lion, and elephant to death.

-Cannibals gangsters

-Riki-Oh’s journey to Antartica

-Bullets made over a fire started with burning bibles that debilitate Riki-Oh.

-A Giant evil version of Riki-Oh named Evil-Oh.

-And much, much more.

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The severely overdue Grevetta fusion lovechild.

They are the kind of person with a smile that could cure your depression while very literally ripping your heart out with their bare hands. Specializing in headhunting it’s good to be underestimated most of the time, allowing one’s target to be at ease and stay at a level of alarm well below what would keep them out of your reach. This only works if your reputation doesn’t proceed you by 100 miles, and with good reason. They usually haven’t decided on whether to bring you in dead or alive until they’re half way through tying you up or strangling you. As long as you haven’t made a threat to anyone aside from them, you usually have a chance to swing their favor for more delicate handling. Just be careful with pissing them off since there isn’t actually a visible change that most can spot when you stomp your way over their lines.

Despite all of this they are, in fact, pretty chill to hang out with. There is always something unexpected that they are surprisingly knowledgeable about and will talk about in detail if you’re willing to sit there and listen. They also exist off of maybe 2 hours of sleep at any given moment. That might actually explain a few things?

Next Pole is available so vote to your heart’s content! The top two characters will be mooshed together to create a beautiful babe. (I left Markus out since he’s got two kids already ;P)

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What a beautiful boy. Also, personally I would have preferred the name ZALGOR! 

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Deming New Mexico jokes. Here only from Deming, New Mexico. Amazing photographs were taken directly from my backyard.

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Overheard Conversations today

“Get him Godzilla!”

“I CAN’T! HE HAS MEAT!”

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A little something that I whipped up quick in the honor of an amazing fanfic. Doomed Titans, giving us laughs for all time.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2784014/1/Doomed-Titans

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A friend showed me a pizza covered in pineapple... I showed him what it looked like to everyone else.

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You see... It’s a joke on multiple levels. They are tsunderes instead of sharks, but also tsundere sharks.

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A simple, but necessary edit...Don’t trust this Pokemon. It gave off some weird vibes to me.

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Sorry for not posting in... Forever. So here is a man in deep contemplation on whether he is in the 70s, or really high... Or both.

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Altered the original image just a bit from the one that was sent to me.

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Dear, Ballask McGee: What are some titles that are currently in work for any of your sequel books?

Eheh. Now here’s a good question. The third installment of my “Seas” series (the sequel Saucy Seas Spicy Seagulls was released recently), is under the Working title Slow Seas Short Seaserpents and is going to be adding a Snakecharmer who can charm more than just snakes. If you catch my…Drift.

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Ballask McGee is a great man.

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And Dio as the reasonably dressed one, (I’ll leave up to you whether he still counts as the one white guy in the group since Riki-Oh is literally colored white in this)

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The first tumblr submitted image that I made worse here... I would have done it earlier... But it took me a bit to figure out how the inbox works.

Anyway, here is my proposed sequel to The Clones of Bruce Lee... The Miniaturized Clones of Bruce Lee. Staring famous Impersonator Anold Schwartzneger.

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Scaly Big Legs is an actual character that I use in an RP. I decided that it was only fair that I finally made a picture of him.