[albertnatural]

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[babyghuleh]

I love being a nobody on tumblr.com

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

[papayajuan2019]

3 hours of crying in bed was there for me when no one else was

[scum--girl]

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[orcboxer]

jigsaw got me hooked up to some buuullshiiitttt

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[pukicho]

Sometimes food just tastes wrong. Like no, It wasn't supposed to be this way.

[kefka]

prog my ultimate, boy

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.