Den Den's Den

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[frankencain]

“Elysium…The world needs a term of endearment.”

My favourite words from Disco Elysium.

(Bonus:)

[lemonfont]

It’s why this game is so good

Also:

[catsuggest]

sunny suggest: for a güd hyde spott, be an shoo.

[dendensden]

[I've had this patch of rash on my upper left back since Sunday, it itches and hurts, and it's not responding to steroids or antihistamines.]

Ideal Me: It doesn't resemble any kind of worrying rash requiring biopsy, and while the pain is annoying it's not preventing sleep, so I'll keep a holding pattern for between 1 and 2 weeks. No point going to the doctor to get shrugs.

Actual Me:

[mathprofessorquotes]

I saw that is was raining outside and thought to myself, ‘Ah, these must be the tears of my students.’

Calculus professor, on the day of the final (via mathprofessorquotes)

[supergreatfrien]

Nomad Soul tries to possess Ryo, what happens?

I haven’t tried possessing an inanimate object, not sure if that would work.

[agnesmartin]

in Australia, we don’t say ‘hello’, we say ‘who’s the prime minister’, and I think that’s beautiful

[pervocracy]

“Blood” is a very old family name in my town.  This has caused some anomalies.

[catsuggest]

Get in spirit cat

[welovemusculargirls]

freakyrafiki94

[mathprofessorquotes]

I need to kill it or I can’t do my job.

Calculus professor, after killing a wasp with a student’s rolled up homework (via mathprofessorquotes)

[criplit]

My dad found me a disability activism pin from the 70s…aaaand I love it.

[radicalposture]

the phrase “naturally occurring-interaction of gears, levers, and pulleys” has got to be the funniest thing in all transformers lore

[kitty]

he do the wiggle…. then THEY do the wiggle

[big-lil-eonni]

it’s their best quality

[apricops]

I love not knowing what people are vagueing about, like when my dash looks like “if someone zorp nef denglore and your reaction is ‘oh that’s lamtap’ then unfollow me lmao” and I just nod to myself in the dark and stroke my chin, pretending I understand

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[jervae]

Listen to these cats say “OKURT” back and forth.

[inaccurate-anime]

[ranma-official]

ima be real with you McDonald’s CEO Steve Easterbrook, this will not improve McDonald’s Corporation’s declining revenue growth rate

[argumate]

cyberpunk futures always have crazy new drugs, which is funny as the majority of people who aren’t VICE columnists seem perfectly happy with the old ones.

[goatsgomoo]

How the heck are Cyberpunks supposed to get Cyberhigh in the Cyberfuture if there aren’t sweet-ass Cyberdrugs though?

[argumate]

oh no, Cybercops!