I'm figurin' it out

20's | one of these days I'll get around to actually posting stuff again

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[asexual-swag-competition]

WE HAVE A WINNER!

votes have been cast, and it was a hard fought battle, but it's clear who has won our Asexual Swag Competition!

JESSICA RABBIT has won the title of ULTIMATE ACE SWAGMASTER!

[Image ID: Jessica Rabbit holding a silver trophy with the asexual flag as a background. The words "ULTIMATE ACE SWAGMASTER" are at the top and are on fire. End ID]

thank you to everyone who participated throughout the tournament! it couldn't have happened without you!

keep an eye out for an underdog bracket somewhere down the line (a week or so, maybe? i'd like to cool down from this past bracket) to see your lesser-known faves duke it out for the title of underground ace swagmaster!

[promisetoloveyouforevermore]

this goes so hard

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

i love it thanks

[punk-jaskier]

I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.

[bogleech]

moving to portland was the best decision we ever made

[geekgirl78]

billie’s posts deleted and fink hacking his account is peak 2020 comedy to me

[greengay]

me watching billie have fun dressing up as his self insert oc and making political 80’s new wave music

[sandersstudies]

Love people who have interests or hyperfixations in morbid or depressing or scary fields because they’re trying so hard to balance “ho boy am I excited to talk about all this information I know” and “I recognize that this is very bad and I’m trying to be a little somber about it.”

[sandersstudies]

Watching a documentary about poisonings during the Victorian era and this historian clearly knows so much about arsenic and is trying really hard to be chill.

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

girl i was working at the circus to buy you a wedding ring

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

girl i am stuck in this gorilla suit

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

girl help

[saintofonewaytrips]

A is for the apple that he gave to me but i found a worm inside

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

girl help

[say-cyke-rn]

we are in 2020 

[the-floral-skeleton]

The way the quality just abruptly downgrades with an unreadable yet absurd expression on their face really sells this

[lotr-shitposts]

This part always stuck with me

[susanoomon]

Good night everyone

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[deepspaceboys]

red dwarf was wild

[mmilhouse]

reblog if you support denim and hate capitalism

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

jommunism

[googifs]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[yupthatexists]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

[iammyfather]

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

[technogenic-mess]

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

[t00-cl0se]

“Be a real man and die/suffer!” Is a real viewpoint in America

[shoutsindwarvish]

just got to hear a recorded call of two republicans (one of them from nyc) talking about how scared they are of biden because he’s so far left and god i wish biden was as cool as these people think he is

[shoutsindwarvish]

the agent said that the democratic party is like the mafia and fuck, i WISH they were that organized