[urbanjesus]

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[thoodleoo]

i think maybe my new favorite category of roman intaglio art is "insects doing human things" because it's so indicative of the human need for whimsy. now take a look at this 1st century BC/AD intaglio of a grasshopper in a chariot pulled by butterflies

[apesoformythoughts]

“One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

[3000s]

[anywhoozles]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[mens-rights-activia]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[transjinako]

Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura

[transjinako]

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!