did you use your calculator?

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[ghostkid]

[vivelagnorcs-blog]

why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms 

[pleiadic]

because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones

[vivelagnorcs-blog]

i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting

[twocubes]

[13miles-blog]

[leembutt]

even looking at this is stressful

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

getting faster but ever time you get faster it gets faster

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[slufac]

2007: you are a pirate

2012: cooking by the book

2016: we are number one

science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell

[meckamecha]

No, the rate is increasing. The new one will be in 2019, then 2021, then 2022. By 2024 we could be seeing a new Lazytown meme every six hours.

[rudy-tooti]

lazy town memes but every time a new one happens it gets faster

[thursday]

[mxkael-deactivated20170502]

@crownclowncosplay

[slightmood]

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

[slightmood]

i shit you not

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

[alientitty]

is this what math majors do

[long-ago-1234567890]

@papatulus

[localstarboy]

[pochowek]

Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional

[actuallyvady]

A limerick:

[toothlessrebel]

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

[celebrity-pharmacist]

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

[pika-ace]

NO ONE SAID THERE’D BE MATH!!!!

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls

[xxxtictacion]

Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

so i can connect to the internut

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I write sins not cosines or tangents

[jackisreallycool]

math is literally fucking stupid and i don’t do it...i cheated my way through every math class in all of grade school and some of college and now i don’t even need to take it because it’s not for my major. like literally fuck off, math!!!! my teachers would always say you can’t run away from math and that’s exactly what i did