𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖟

exactly what you run from you end up chasing

[sourdoughsweethearts]

handletheheat.com

[tat-buns-deactivated20181211]

This is SO important.

[note-a-bear]

this is on my obligatory reblog list

[khealywu]

THIS IS VERY COOL FOODY AND SCIENCEY

[cinemapix]

Detective Pikachu (2019) dir. Rob Letterman

[heroofthreefaces]

this was my “my god, that was only last year?” 2020 moment

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[emi--rose]

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

[nezumipi]

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

[magimerlyn]

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

[euphoria-my-love]

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(( *smiles* the post is back))

[stackcats]

Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.

One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.

[bunjywunjy]

Got any fun and/or strange facts about scalloped hammerhead sharks?

scalloped hammerheads are the most common hammerhead shark and they’re the ones that form huge photogenic schools that you may have seen pictures of!

scalloped hammerhead schools can number easily into the hundreds- they gather in these huge numbers to hunt together, but also just to chill with their friends and see what everyone else is up to. 

SHARK BUDDIES.

(these enormous shark schools aren’t really a concern for humans though, since scalloped hammerheads max out at about six feet long! if you happen to be a reef fish in the area, though, this would be a good time to head for cover and stay there for the forseeable future.)

[kazusaur]

KLAUS HARGREEVES IS A PANSEXUAL KING !!

[cocomeeker]

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[thetangential]

[wolvensnothere]

Whoa.

[yeahbanero-deactivated20140128]

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

[major-trouble]

That’s fucking brilliant.

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[legitimatelala]

Chaotic angel

[thebreakfastgenie]

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me

[tropicatchi-deactivated20140302]

IDK = i’m donkey kong

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

character development

[phantoms-united]

THIS IS THE KIND OF DEVELOPMENT I LIKE TO SEE

[mrskcreads]

I love his response about how he’s more informed now.

[explorerrowan]

“Now I’m in a higher grade, I read more books, and get more information about stuff.” This is literally all we’re asking of the bigots, but they’re apparently incapable of the development a seven year old is.

[poverty-god]

ok very scary halloween story

I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.

And I fucking turn him over

And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.

And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.

[thestereotypebuster]

Power switches mean nothing when you’re a fellow of infinite jest

[poverty-god]

Is it infinite jest if it’s one a.m. and it made me piss my pants

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

[alritepetal]

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a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

[steviepsyclone]

Quality post

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

[theweirdwideweb]

[pointnclick]

[heroesnewday]

[childhoodruiner]

When you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”.

Get it HERE