dingus 3000 😎

haiii internet strangers i love you :3

[deodorantdenier]

i need a hat that says "PLEASE BE PATIENT I AM STUPID. THERE IS NO DISORDER OR DISABILITY OR MEDICAL REASON FOR MY SHORTCOMINGS I AM JUST REALLY FUCKING DUMB"

[deodorantdenier]

between severance and the backrooms, it's a big era for people who enjoy both wonderful acting and cinematography as well as the concept of "This Office Building Is Evil And It's Gonna Get Me."

also both protagonists are eerily happy go lucky middle aged men who drink to cope with the loss of their wife AND ☝️ they have the super specific situation of a woman being kidnapped and forced to dress up as some oddball's wife

[deodorantdenier]

rewatching backrooms and i forgot how funny the advertisement is 😭 the giant plank of wood glued to his knee, polly falling off, the bagpipes blaring in the background...pure cinema

[targetedknowledge]

[demxlitionlover]

if you had to pick any marine creature as a pet what would you choose. it cannot be semi-aquatic like frogs or seals it HAS to be in the water at all times

oh my gosh im SO sorry this has been sitting in my inbox 😭😭

but ooo. this hard. nature bullshit with fur is more my speciality </3 but if i had to pick I'd probably choose the dumbo octopus!! i think theyre SO cute and i love their little ears :3

[ialmostdonothingnew]

Some of you (very specific) should kiss me

[applelachia]

I like blocking people for being unfunny

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[bulliness]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this is happening to me

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[targetedknowledge]

[sacred-portal]

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.

[infertilityidol]

absolutely in love with this pic from the Wikipedia page for Pikas

[lleyksie]

more snowy owls ❄️

[irate-iguana]

Project Hail Mary Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🪩 astrofaggot69

hail mary launch today how are we feeling gang?

#i’m gonna miss ilyukina what an icon #enjoy your heroin girl thanks for all the unhinged interviews 🫡 #so sad to hear about dubois and shapiro

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🩻 foucaussy Follow

Okay so I did some research into the new science specialist (Ryland Grace) and he wrote the most insane dissertation possibly ever???

🩻 foucaussy

Some of my favourite parts:

#HELP #ryland grace #project hail mary #space

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🎹 jazz-onthemoon Follow

hey remember when they tried to sue eva stratt for breaking every single copyright law and she walked out mid-trial? i’m obsessed with her

🌆 matrixhamlet Follow

OP is obsessed with a dictator who destroyed the ecology of Northern Africa by hiring a murderer to pave the Sahara desert and who literally blew up Antarctica btw

🎹 jazz-onthemoon

god forbid women do anything

🌇 matrixhamlet

STOP calling Stratt a girlboss. People will excuse anything she does under the guise of “feminism” while completely ignoring that she’s a white German woman causing extensive ecological damage that will disproportionately affect people of color. Fuck you and fuck Eva Stratt I hope she goes to prison for life after all this

📜 girl-pentheus Follow

While stratt’s definitely caused environmental damage, both projects you mentioned were in earth’s best interest: the paving of the sahara was to get enough astrophage for the mission that’s literally our last hope for survival (and the countries get to keep the infrastructure afterwards), and antactica was to minimize climate cooling. There’s a lot to question ethically but it’s not as straightforward as you’re making it sound. And yeah this will most heavily impact third world countries but the astrophage crisis was going to do that already??? I just don’t think you can blame the racist structures of the global economy on one woman and frankly people’s tendency to pin everything on her is a bit misogynistic.

Also she’s dutch, not german.

🛤️ muppetmanimeanthey Follow

have we considered that all of the above can be true? stratt is first and foremost privileged as a white woman, but also falls into the “glass cliff” phenomenon — put in a temporary position of

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#reblogging this in honour of stratt’s immunity ending #god the notes are a nightmare lol #politics

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🌁 six-seven-of-nine

launch liveblog everybody strap in

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

wait where’s dubois why isnt he with the others

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

THEYRE SENDING MY SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

#lowkey doxxing myself with this but WHAT #i didnt even know he had a doctorate #i remember seeing his name in articles and thinking it looked familiar but i didnt clock it until they showed his photo just now #edit: he was a great science teacher for all the people asking

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🌠 lokkenandbarbie Follow

Okay updated version for the new crew

FMK: project Hail Mary astronaut edition

Fuck yao marry ilyukhina kill grace

Fuck yao marry grace kill ilyukhina

Fuck ilyukhina marry yao kill grace

Fuck ilyukhina marry grace kill yao

Fuck grace marry yao kill ilyukhina

Fuck grace marry ilyukhina kill yao

Bald

Remaining time: 14 hours 36 minutes

And don’t come after me with the “oh this is so disrespectful to their sacrifice” bs again, you know ilyukhina would have loved it

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[rottingtrouble-child]

I saw this video about a doctor who performed an MRI on a 5 year old and discovered she essentially had “brain damage” from excessive iPad use, as the white matter in her brain couldn’t form properly due to an understimulated environment.

Hmm it’s almost like there’s supposed to be adult figures responsible for monitoring her screen time and making sure she develops properly… certainly this isn’t the result of neglect at the hands of her parents…