there was never such a night before!

Heidi. I am but one nucleotide in the great DNA chain of life.

[deoxyribonucleotide]

my contribution to human knowledge. you're welcome <3

[mynowherenothing]

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[deepseasmetro]

if you think for even just a second how fucking crazy bonkers it is that women are so frequently kept from being protagonists or important or fully realized characters when its like. That is literally 50% of the world population. Half of all people (more or less. hopefully more as time marches on!) are women. And you look at media and think about how many protagonists are men and their best friends are men and the ensemble cast is 80-100% men and the fandoms are about men and the romances are about men. well. YOU GO INSANE

[deepseasmetro]

you are part of the problem

[riverc1an]

hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually a brown tabby tom :/ yeah with amber eyes. and broad shoulders yeah

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[nontrivialproof]

Stop having popsicles with the flopsicles and come eat green tea ice cream with the queen bee ice queen

[deoxyribonucleotide]

I need some kind of implant that shocks me every time I pick up a book advertised as having "lyrical writing" or "lush prose" until I learn my lesson

[iamoutofideas]

no one has ever gone to the club

[iamoutofideas]

true club has never been tried

[lonestatus]

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

[deoxyribonucleotide]

I spent the winter knitting raglan sweaters

[deoxyribonucleotide]

annual performance review: the blue and white sweater lives to see another year. the pink and white stripes will be unraveled as soon as I have the time

[jackalopeparade]

tufted titmouse my friend tufted titmouse. good friend even. does she know i love her

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating

[dailyclassicart]

Devin Leonardi - "Two Friends on the Shore of Long Island" (2009)

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.