termites aren't sexy, linda

this is now a post archive because i got tired of my main blog being absolutely fucking useless. i'm noah i'm bored and i'm ready to accept our arboreal overlords (he/him)

[pbs-r]

giving yrself a haircut = instant refresher

Getting a tattoo= instant reminder of autonomy

Cleaning ur room so it’s really nice = ‘ I can improve my situation with effort’

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[thestanconfessions]

[angelicguy]

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

[curseworm]

whta the hell is a vsco girl idk what any of yall are talking about anymore

[curseworm]

its time to stop slapping random letters in front of ‘girl’ and pretending it makes any sense starting now we’re going back to basics. ur either a horse girl or ur nothing

[joeyclaire]

if you're trans / nonbinary / cisn't in some way rb this and put the first name you started going by when you figured it out

[dependsupon-archive]

just ate the. the sushi i spilled on the sidewalk outside safeway ... because i didnt want to waste the five dollars i spent on it. im going to die of a staph infection

[dependsupon-archive]

currently reading the charleston chew of poetry books. if you're an alligator (dictionary of english and spanish literary terms and portmanteaus) with some time on your hands (i am), this is a worthy investment (it is)

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[robinh3arts]

Really inchrestesting how femininity is only acceptable among gay men when its offset by a traditionally "masculine" muscular body

[valtsv]

me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!

me literally 2 days later:

[dependsupon-archive]

more convinced than ever now that love is stored in queer people. we can't help it, we're full of acceptance and support and forgiveness and trust and love, we are beacons of the best of humanity

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

[dependsupon-archive]

never had executive dysfunction based on fear this perceptible and specific before. cool to know my mental illness is both still kicking and doing so in fun innovative ways

[alwaysblind]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

[cranewived]

H

[roguewolfiii-deactivated2021072]

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls