kermit's whiskey

23 !!!! bababooy

[sufjansfury]

the economy is in shambles

[skippersthecat]

the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[majesticn3wt]

Hey Ferb!

[ankle-beez]

it is 2015. phineas and ferb, the amazing world of gumball, and steven universe are on the air. you are currently playing undertale

it is 2025. phineas and ferb, the amazing world of gumball and steven universe are back on the air. you are currently playing undertale

[chio-chan2]

SNORT

[ratgod-deactivated20211130]

this is how every man who calls himself a woke male feminists talks to women in DMs

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[necromancelena]

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

[crystelgerms]

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

[ex-riddlecats]

my cat is so fucking stupid every time i get out of the shower he's so happy to see me he jumps on my bathroom laundry hamper (wheeled. it has wheels.) and he rubs himself on the closest available surface (the wall) and he doesnt understand physics because hes dumb so you'll never guess what happens

[ex-riddlecats]

artistic recreation

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[tockthewatchdog]

[blueprxde]

I love you Buford in season 5

[midnight-shy]

[giantbonfirestars]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

one must imagine sisyphus a little aroused by pushing the boulder