Asclepius & Hermes

The sun, the moon & the truth 24 | Virgo

[inchisoarea-alba]

“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”

— Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[weaver-z]

on my masculine fit day

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[anxietyproblem]

[bear-gal]

i would like everyone to know this is the scene where spongebobs burger absolutely kicks king neptunes ass

[funnytwittertweets]

[21-grammi-deactivated20220121]

Incastrarsi in un solo corpo in una sola anima

[i-delirium]

[cimejess]

[girlinlondon]

Ana and Devendra

[nelaime-deactivated20210509]

[depsidase]

[elorablue]

Fisherman & Cats by zoonabar on Flickr.

[delta-breezes]

Ian Taylor | @ian.explores

[collegiate-confession]

[memescomedy]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.