A Hazard

Every full moon I awake from my slumber, break out of my cage, and post something funny

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[depressedwetnapkin]

WETLAND ECOSYSTEM RAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅

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Just finished Ironheart and would like to add Ayla to the list of illiterate child rebels

[memeclassheroes]

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[modern-inheritance]

3rd cup of coffee. Might drink later. These machines are testing me today. Might make for a good state to write alloromantic people.

Anyway did I ever tell you guys that Islanzadí has an older brother in MIC? And that he’s a rider?

His dragon’s purple.

*sluuuurrrrrrrrlps coffee*

Aaahhhhhh.

*peers into mug*

Totally unrelated but that Kialandí guy sure is an ass, isn’t he?

[depressedwetnapkin]

[keyper-four-deactivated20241011]

twas tagged by @notpetewentzx ^-^

da rules: go search "your name + core" on pintrest, post the first six photos, and tag 6 more people!!

i'm not gonna lie. one half fits, the other half is conflicting on what it means for me, but still just works?

get tagged dorks: @another-toy-to-break , @santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos, @grandtheftcanoe @valdier, @sweetrebeljellyfish, @thesilenceoff

no purchase necessary 🐊 (participation not required)

[agentwaffle]

So... the 5th one is a little weird- but the first one completely makes sense

@oli-ivia @dandelions-arent-weeds @rohza-is-a-bit-gay @thecanadianweeb @lemon-penguinn @berrysharks

[ttheoretical]

OKAY I FUCKING LOVE THESE-

@parasite-2 @us-costco-official @titan-god-helios @transboysgetknives @rainnism @transgirlsgetswords no pressure tags <3

[parasite-2]

hm theyre pretty cool uhhhhhh six people-

@waitingforthesunrise @fraudfrogz @etherealspacejelly

i give up thats six. count it twice

[boy-gutz]

@unfairtradeyward @masterofspite @robcantormpreg @genderlessjacky @category-five-autism-event @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons

[genderlessjacky]

not complaining tbh @alexcaninnit @lifeofamanhwareader @flowerboy4eva @theidioticcowboy @nameless-inklings @nninoxasaur @pommigranite @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

lovin this actually

@fillthedarkvoid @agaypersonthing

[agaypersonthing]

@nintendoneko64 @sort-of-dying @d0g-b0n3z and anyone else who wants to join

[cyberr-v0id]

This looks fun! Gonna do Leo

There’s seven because I can’t count. They’re all me though

@rain-mcgay @pinaple @necromancers-incorporated @gloriousvermin @glbtrx @dirtybandaids @nikoisme and anyone else!

[glbtrx]

I did seven too so you we'rent the only one

I love this type of game so thanks for tagging

@yourlocaldragondealer @showmethesnowplz @dracolupus628 @axolotl-anemonoides @the-ethereal-god @tenor-man @weirdponytail

[weirdponytail]

I'll done one for my real name and one for my internet name and not tell you guys which is which.

I uh.

I don't know what any of this says about me. But they're accurate, I assure you.

@shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees, @nytotad, @archangelsunited, @depressedwetnapkin have at it my dudes.

[depressedwetnapkin]

It was fine until the Chica-Pikachu hatefuck baby 😭

@doodle-do-wop @quack-snail-umbrella @lylilorden @superblysubparhuman

[tastetherainbow290]

Reblog this post if your aromantic and/or asexual

I'm trying to prove a point

[depressedwetnapkin]

Catherine: I'm twice the man my father was

Townsend: You're not even a man

Catherine: 2 x 0 is still 0

[depressedwetnapkin]

Real footage of Du Weldenvarden repelling the Forsworn

[depressedwetnapkin]

Inheritance AU where the only thing that changes is Eragon n Co sneaking into Galbatorix's castle Mulan style by pretending to be concubines

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[marimo331]

After class : morzan and islanzadi *making dinner plans and setting up playdates for their kids *

[depressedwetnapkin]

Arya: ...Would you like to play hide and seek?

Murtagh: I play that all the time with my dad!

Arya: Oh that's co-

Murtagh: But can we play the version where you don't get hit when the seeker finds you?

Arya: What the fuck

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[depressedwetnapkin]

Nidhwal?

You mean a Mososaur?

[depressedwetnapkin]

Which character is in desperate need of a therapist

Arya, with massive amounts of PTSD and Mommy Issues

Eragon, also with PTSD but with both Parental Issues

Roran, who went on a trip only to have his dad die and home destroyed

Murtagh, because it's Murtagh

Katrina, who's probably terrified of dark enclosed spaces now

Brom the War Crime Queen™️

Voting ended onJun 28, 2023

[whatthescallop42]

joshua hallal hair

what is it

joshua hair

slicked back (whew)

the most regular haircut you can think of. like longer in front, sticks out, yk?

justin beiber c. 2009

fluffy long but in a good way

Voting ended onMay 29, 2023

[depressedwetnapkin]

NO THAT FUCKING IMAGE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE ITS EVERYWHERE I CANT ESCAPE IT

[oldbooxie]

Guys why hasn't anyone ever dared to ask the question...

Who are Tina Walters' sources?

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The Rats