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[safespacespence]

weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

[itsapmseymour]

Can you do tutorial on coming out to your parents?

1.) Tell them to meet you at the closet

2.) Hide in closet.

3.) Wait for them to arrive

4.) Countdown to 3

5.) Come out of the closet and say "Surprise, I'm ___"

[depression451]

Thanks, but I definitely don’t have to confidence to tell them I’m Pansexual, and definitely not that I’m pan and trans.

[prideknights]

[prideknights]

[prideknights]

https://transgenderlawcenter.org/donate

[lild3m0nsworld]

[webkinzpossum]

i am Touch starved

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

@katlikethesword

[pukicho]

If modern day government was a monarchy and I was in charge, ho ho, the things I’d do

[depression451]

What would you do

[7979797]

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

[depression451]

Yep so true bestie

[memeclassheroes]

[ninjapancake314]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@mama-germany

[jedi-valjean]

Move in together. Problem solved

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

[susiephone]

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

[mauzymorn]

YES TO ALL OF THIS

[depression451]

To my singular follower look at this it’s amazing

[depression451]

Dumbledore and Grindelwald be out here sending each other late night letters and we just assumed they were ALL about world domination. I think not.

[depression451]

For those of you who can’t tell it’s cause they were ga-

[depression451]

Dumbledore and Grindelwald be out here sending each other late night letters and we just assumed they were ALL about world domination. I think not.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Transgender Day of Visibility.

[depression451]

Amazing

[depression451]

Baby’s are so small. So good for storing

[gravegospel]

hey give birds antlers

[hideki16seiyuu]

But what if they get stuck in the trees

[gravegospel]

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

[trans-doll]

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stack em

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

@wishem

[wishem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

[tyrrellius-blog]

Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Utterly fantastic

[liquidlikecats]

Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ones on top are its babies

[petermorwood]

Here’s some art by Munwie on Deviantart:

Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didn’t have horns.

Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didn’t stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.

The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doepler’s costume designs for Wagner’s “Ring Cycle” operas.

In 1876.

Incidentally, calling mail armour “chain-mail” first happened in the novel “The Fortunes of Nigel” by Sir Walter Scott.

In 1822.

Something similar has happened with the word “longsword”, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been “hand-and-a-half” or “bastard” swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in “Medieval Swordsmanship” © 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: “long-sword”.

As a single word it’s been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryh’s “Gate of Ivrel” © 1977, I used it in “The Horse Lord” © 1983, and I’m sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.

Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even “hand-and-a-half sword” is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just “a sword”; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitude…

Not all Munwie’s Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinister…

…though you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.

They’re ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as “Get Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Death”, and we’re grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.

Which having written it is a mental image I really didn’t need…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

@serialreblogger

[serialreblogger]

this post has EVERYTHING

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:

Exhibit A:  Mead Horn

Ehbit B: Beer Hat

[alexisthenedd]

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to have ADHD the entire roller coaster of this thread is a good place to start, but imagine it’s your inner monologue every second you’re alive.

[depression451]

Oh my god this is what I get on tumbler for

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

hope y'all have a gay little February this year

[depression451]

Yes

[cabbagemerchantofficial]

If your still doing requests could you draw a lil turtle boi but using an unusual color pallet. If not it’s kool thanks for reading my ask.

Requests are on hold for the moment, but I needed a break from studying so i drew you a lil boi:

[ID: drawing of a cute blue little turtle with a purple shell. Text on top: A lil’ turtle boi. End ID]

[depression451]

oh my god its amazing thx. and i hope your studying goes well

[depression451]

All these preachers saying that all the gay people are going hell.  but there’s no other group I’d rather go to hell with. So...

[depression451]

Update I’m gay so it’s even better now!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

on the plus side, it’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone mention FOMO

[depression451]

What’s that?