Speak to the Hag

Just floating through existence bb

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[s-leary]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Microsoft bought Bethesda for $7.5b while Disney bought Lucasfilm and Marvel for $4b each, which means Todd Howard’s beautiful, glistening, unvarnished ass is officially worth almost as much as Star Wars and the MCU combined

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[iocane]

There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades.  So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.

[sniperct]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I remember when this post was funny

[sunfortune]

[phoneticsubstance]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clap of the Titans.

[snowund2-deactivated20180918]

take it back now nya'll

one glomp this time! :3c

[weeniebagel]

[smeasel]

Right paw lets stomp Left paw lets stomp HOWL! (AWOOOOO) Everybody wag your tails!

[weeniebagel]

[valtsv]

i guess they seem cool in spy films and all but honestly wouldn't having a cyanide pill in your tooth be really impractical? like what if you accidentally bite it while you're eating or something

[valtsv]

me, a soviet secret agent during the cold war, tucking into a hamburger and fries at my local american diner when i hear a crunching noise:

[abercrombee]

[tikkety-tok]

what's the chances of that?!

[adobe-outdesign]

same energy

[memeclassheroes]

[delmondo]

we kiss our customers on the mouth with tongue

[greenbeanselene]

Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?

Answer: ignorance, fat stigma and discrimination.

[alentador]

[bitchycode]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Rite by Yuri Hill

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

What kind of bird is this

[naamahdarling]

The kind with several other birds inside it.

[joematar]

a mother! how wonderful

[moomoo-milks]

[nocakefox]