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[carpediemtuvidadisfrutabien]

“Dicen que reencarnamos en una versión mejorada de nosotros mismos. Increíble que en mi vida pasada haya sido más imbécil que ahora.”

— Yerko inostroza. (via carpediemtuvidadisfrutabien)

[deivsss]

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[agent-jaselin]

@scribefindegil

[naturalpalettes]

[toxicalert]

Este es el Buda dorado, rebloguea para 5 años de buena suerte. Ignora para 10 años de mala suerte. Te advertí.

[nicepicsofrick]

slrump slurp drink up old man

[winchesterlockll]

What did i just find on Facebook?????

[1236347743478832-deactivated202]

Rick’s favourite sweater probably

[freedricksanchez]

Jerry get your shit together

[mistermcwilli-deactivated202108]

Į wo͠uld̡ l̷͙̳̘̹o̴̬͕̫͢v̭̣̺̯͠e͖̠͙͖̩͔ t̻͓̖̫̬̪̭̥̰̟̣̰̥͍̬̟̆ͯͬ̊ͫͥͤ͗̐̈́̐̏̈͌́͢ͅõͫ̍ͨͯ̓̚҉҉̢̯̗̥̥̻̤͉̬̯ ̵̛͙̲̲͍̬̼̰̣̮̲̬͚̘̞͖̗̝͍̳͒͋ͯ̐͂̊ͨͮ́̕͘s̷̸̮̻̯͙̲̗̜̟͓̻͉̺͉͋̈̿̋ͦ̃̌̔̎ͫ̂ͧ̿̆͘ę̡̡̰̖̺̣̻̬̦͇ͦ̄͛̏͛̓̇̔̿͜ͅë̢͎̻̼̫̗̫̩̭̘́̊̋̑̓̇́̊ͣ̎̆͊̔͘ ̧̠̹͚͈̎̈̍͂ͣ̃̽̍̓̓͆̓̍́̚̕i̢̢̧̳̤͉̺̥͓̞̟͓̪̺̣̥͂ͨͮ͂͂́͘ţͪͭ͊̓̊͊҉̶͉͙̭͔̘

[ninjabits]

@ehayes87 made this awesome post http://ehayes87.tumblr.com/post/146721674376/he-dont-give-a-fuuuuuuuckk about Rick not giving a fuuuuuck and it made him dance in my head. So now I made him dance in your eyes.

[freedricksanchez]

Rick and Morty S3 Trailer: For those of you that missed it from the stream or want to rewatch it for later.

There is so much detail and love that went into this TT U TT

[gothdolly]

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[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

Playtime is over 👏🏻

[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet