Deputy Salome Maier.

she / her - 34 || far cry 5 oc rp / ask blog : mun is an adult

[deputymaier]

— " deputy salome jane maier, reporting for duty "

she / her - bisexual

34

hope county deputy + occupational sniper

fall's end resident

multiship / open to shipping

lore / backstory

admin : they / them, 20+

[deputymaier]

[ this is the only acc i'll be keeping in case i wanna revamp later on / use it as a rp acc directory. ]

[thefathershand-deactivated20251]

[ idk when i'll be back tbh i'm so horribly depressed & unmotivated rn. ]

[thefathershand-deactivated20251]

[ i probably won't be back, and will prolly delete all my rp accounts to free up space / accs. ]

[deputymaier]

. . . Broke my nose again, don't wanna talk about it.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[foolish-pleasure]

A plethora of suitors but their can only be one, unless you're polya. Think that's the right term, really need to educate myself on the broad spectrum of orientation.

Grew up in a community where heterosexuality was forced on you.

Okay good, I'm mounted up and ready to head out.

[deputymaier]

I'll try anything at least once, if I'm honest. Can't say I'd restrict myself from anything like that.

I know the feeling, trust.

Good, sending coordinates your way now.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[foolish-pleasure]

Depends on how long the line is Wildfire~

That works with me, I'll saddle up Reaper and head once you send me the coordinates.

[deputymaier]

Longer than you'd think.

Sounds good, I'll send you the coordinates here in just a second.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[foolish-pleasure]

Careful, threatening to kick my ass is flirtatious banter for me.

If you want we can meet somewhere tonight. I'm done with work at the veterans center, so I've got nothing but free time.

[deputymaier]

Mmh, well, I fear you'd have to fight your way through the line to get anywhere with me. (/t)

Alright. I know a cabin that's fairly secluded, no cameras or anything like that, for discretion.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[foolish-pleasure]

The odds are possibly against us but at least we can try.

I am more than willing to meet and I will come unarmed if you need reassurance.

[deputymaier]

Worth a shot, I guess.

Oh believe me, I could take you in a fight. Armed or unarmed. So I'm not concerned about that.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[foolish-pleasure]

There's a feeling in my gut that he might be starting to question things. He doesn't say anything but I see it in his expressions.

There's seconds of hesitation before executing orders or carrying out a brutal sacrifice.

We can try and make those thoughts grow if they're there or...the other option involves an intense dose of ketamine :)

I also am limited to what I can say on here as far as a plan.

[deputymaier]

. . . Fat chances, but worth a shot.

Maybe we should meet somewhere, then. Away from prying ears.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[deputymaier]

That so?

I don't think you can, but I'm listening.

[foolish-pleasure]

Listen, I can't help you liberate Hope County from the entire cult.

But, what if there was a way to extract Jacob and relocate him away from this shit? I lost one brother and I don't believe I'm ready to lose another...

[deputymaier]

I'd say you're talking crazy. How would we even convince Jacob to leave?

But you wouldn't be bringing this up if you didn't have a plan in mind.

[foolish-pleasure]

@deputymaier

Hey, I'm sorry for cutting our last conversation short. I needed time to reflect and decompress.

I want to help you and maybe you can help me.

[deputymaier]

That so?

I don't think you can, but I'm listening.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

Agreed...what I wished I could have done to have the person that I loved here today. To finally love them without having to hide...to pretend.

It's okay though. It all must mean something in the end. Continue to be persistent deputy. I'm exhausted and need to rest. Take care out there.

[deputymaier]

In another life, I alway tell myself. I can't be foolish enough to believe I'll have it in this one. But another? Perhaps.

. . . Yeah, you too.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

Religion. War...this is what it does. We don't speak because the silence is deafening, but there's a fucked up solace we're clinging to.

Yes...at least we tried. I try not to think about what his end will entail. I force myself to keep it blank as I don't control the strings of fate.

Thank you for giving him some peace...for letting him know that you're alive and will always be there to love him.

[deputymaier]

Believe me, I know the feeling.

Sometimes it's all I can think about, all the possibilities, all the things I hopelessly think I could've changed back then. . . None of it matters. If I could go back in time, I would.

What can I say? He just can't seem to get rid of me, even when he tries.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

Battle for Jalibah Airfield. He was fighting to die. Like he had nothing to lose. There was so much blood and our medic was dead.

Miller dragged his lifeless body and I covered them, grabbing what I could off of that fucking mangled medic. I did two rounds of CPR and Jacob was back. The surgeons were pisssd off at what I did to stop the hemorrhaging.

Shit none of it matters. I'm just here to take orders until I die. Either from Jacob or the other Seeds.

You care so deeply and speak with fervor. The devotion...I can taste it. I have no more vitriol to offer. Could you save him from this? Are you going to free him? Free him. Save him...

[deputymaier]

He's always been like that, it seems. Never lost it, not even after he was discharged, not even homeless. Always fought to die, always hoped it'd be him next. . . and it never was.

Shitty way to die, fighting like a dog for people who wouldn't bat an eye at your loss, or wouldn't know how to.

. . . I don't think I can. And I think you know that. I think we both do.

I think you and I both know that the only thing that could save him is a bullet, and it always has been.

I can't say I haven't tried.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

What leads you to believe that Jacob Seed shares every single minute detail about his life and the relationships he has or has had. Judging by this reaction I can only assume it's something deep, perhaps platonic or romantic.

So sorry, you didn't understand the joke. What I'm saying is we each have two braincells and our own seoperate hamster wheels.

I'm beginning to wonder if my Herald here has a devout fan club. I know back in the army a few too many barrack bunnies were hungry for him but I think he always declined their offers....but then again it was none of my business either.

[deputymaier]

Sounds like he just doesn't like you enough to tell you anything. Which makes sense. Cause from my point of view, you're in the part of his past he wished would've stayed dead. I'm at least a pleasant part of that shithole.

Oh I wouldn't know anything about being part of a fan club, I'm not the one who chased him all the way to Montana, sounds like you did, though. Guess that'd make you the president, huh.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

Oh you have no internet or Wi-Fi honey? Should have went with AT&T...baby deputy out there running on Metro PCS. An absolute tragedy to not even have 5G...

You know, I told Sharky once that in certain circles a few members enjoy the term peggie for a very different reason and now I pass this wisdom on to you ✨️

Listen...you know back in the Gulf War my Herald and I got knocked around way too many times by IEDs..it's not our fault that we only have two brain cells left that constantly fight over which one gets to run on the hamster wheel :)

[deputymaier]

Baby deputy is just insulting, and honestly sad on your part that you're a big enough blockhead to not do your research. Did Jacob tell you nothing about me? Or are you too self-absorbed to listen?

Yeah. And I can tell which one gets the run the hamster wheel and it sure as shit isn't you.

[deputymaier]

I'm almost 35?? Nothing about me screams "young", but I appreciate the flattery.

[foolish-pleasure]

You know, there's this new technology that you and I are both using right now which is...ah yes a smartphone!

And do you know what's available on a smartphone? Media streaming services that Edens Gate have absolutely no control over.

Pfft Watership Down is actually a very anti cult movie but your choice rookie.

[deputymaier]

Wow! Gosh! I never even thought of that!

Except- wait, oh right! There's no internet, fuckhead. Try again.

God you peggies know fucking nothing.